Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“He’s the very man you want,” cried Hilary Pierce enthusiastically.
“I know him, and I believe I can get him. Being a millionaire, he’s
entirely ignorant. Being an American, he’s entirely in earnest. He’s
got just that sort of negative Nonconformist conscience of New England
that balances the positive money-getting of New York. If we want to
surprise anybody we’ll surprise him. Let’s ask Enoch Oates to dinner.”
“I won’t have any practical jokes played on guests,” said the Colonel.
“Of course not,” replied Hood. “He’ll be only too pleased to take it
seriously. Did you ever know an American who didn’t like seeing the
Sights? And if you don’t know you’re a Sight with that cabbage on your
head, it’s time an American tourist taught you.”
“Besides, there’s a difference,” said Pierce. “I wouldn’t ask a fellow
like that doctor, Horace Hunter----”
“Sir Horace Hunter,” murmured Hood reverently.
“I wouldn’t ask him, because I really think him a sneak and a snob,
and my invitation could only be meant as an insult. But Oates is not
a man I hate, nor is he hateful. That’s the curious part of it. He’s
a simple, sincere sort of fellow, according to his lights, which are
pretty dim. He’s a thief and a robber of course, but he doesn’t know
it. I’m asking him because he’s different; but I don’t imagine he’s
at all sorry to be different. There’s no harm in giving a man a good
dinner and letting him be a background without knowing it.”
When Mr. Enoch Oates in due course accepted the invitation and
presented himself at the club, many were reminded of that former
occasion when a stiff and conventional figure in evening dress had
first appeared like a rebuke to the revels. But in spite of the
stiff sameness of both those black and white costumes, there was
a great deal of difference between the old background and the new
background. Crane’s good manners were of that casual kind that are
rather peculiarly English, and mark an aristocracy at its ease in the
saddle. Curiously enough, if the American had one point in common with
a Continental noble of ancient lineage (whom his daughter might have
married any day), it was that they would both be a little more on the
defensive, living in the midst of democracy. Mr. Oates was perfectly
polite, but there was something a little rigid about him. He walked
to his chair rather stiffly and sat down rather heavily. He was a
powerful, ponderous man with a large sallow face, a little suggestive
of a corpulent Red Indian. He had a ruminant eye, and equally ruminant
manner of chewing an unlighted cigar. These were signs that might well
have gone with a habit of silence. But they did not.
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