Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
They were both tall; but beyond the fact that they had both once been
professional soldiers, of rather different types and times, they had
very little in common. By their ages they might almost have been father
and son; and this would not have been contradicted by the fact that
the younger appeared to be talking all the time, in a high, confident
and almost crowing voice, while the elder only now and then put in a
word. But they were not father and son; strangely enough they were
really talking and walking together because they were friends. Those
who know only too well their proceedings as narrated elsewhere would
have recognized Colonel Crane, once of the Coldstream Guards, and
Captain Pierce, late of the Flying Corps.
The young man appeared to be talking triumphantly about a great
American capitalist whom he professed to have persuaded to see the
error of his ways. He talked rather as if he had been slumming.
“I’m very proud of it, I can tell you,” he said. “Anybody can produce
a penitent murderer. It’s something to produce a penitent millionaire.
And I do believe that poor Enoch Oates has seen the light (thanks to my
conversations at lunch); since I talked to him, Oates is another and a
better man.”
“Sown his wild oats, in fact,” remarked Crane.
“Well,” replied the other. “In a sense they were very quiet oats.
Almost what you might call Quaker Oats. He was a Puritan and a
Prohibitionist and a Pacifist and an Internationalist; in short,
everything that is in darkness and the shadow of death. But what you
said about him was quite right. His heart’s in the right place. It’s on
his sleeve. That’s why I preached the gospel to the noble savage and
made him a convert.”
“But what did you convert him to?” inquired the other.
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