Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Private property,” replied Pierce promptly. “Being a millionaire he
had never heard of it. But when I explained the first elementary idea
of it in a simple form, he was quite taken with the notion. I pointed
out that he might abandon robbery on a large scale and create property
on a small scale. He felt it was very revolutionary, but he admitted
it was right. Well, you know he’d bought this big English estate out
here. He was going to play the philanthropist, and have a model estate
with all the regular trimmings; heads hygienically shaved by machinery
every morning; and the cottagers admitted once a month into their own
front gardens and told to keep off the grass. But I said to him: ‘If
you’re going to give things to people, why not give ’em? If you give
your friend a plant in a pot, you don’t send him an inspector from the
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Vegetables to see he waters
it properly. If you give your friend a box of cigars, you don’t make
him write a monthly report of how many he smokes a day. Can’t you be
a little generous with your generosity? Why don’t you use your money
to make free men instead of to make slaves? Why don’t you give your
tenants their land and have done with it, or let ’em have it very
cheap?’ And he’s done it; he’s really done it. He’s created hundreds of
small proprietors, and changed the whole of this countryside. That’s
why I want you to come up and see one of the small farms.”
“Yes,” said Colonel Crane, “I should like to see the farm.”
“There’s a lot of fuss about it, too; there’s the devil of a row,”
went on the young man, in very high spirits. “Lots of big combines and
things are trying to crush the small farmers with all sorts of tricks;
they even complain of interference by an American. You can imagine how
much Rosenbaum Low and Goldstein and Guggenheimer must be distressed by
the notion of a foreigner interfering in England. I want to know how a
foreigner could interfere less than by giving back their land to the
English people and clearing out. They all put it on to me; and right
they are. I regard Oates as my property; my convert; captive of my bow
and spear.”
“Captive of your Long Bow, I imagine,” said the Colonel. “I bet you
told him a good many things that nobody but a shrewd business man would
have been innocent enough to believe.”
“If I use the Long Bow,” replied Pierce with dignity, “it is a weapon
with heroic memories proper to a yeoman of England. With what more
fitting weapon could we try to establish a yeomanry?”
“There is something over there,” said Crane quietly, “that looks to me
rather like another sort of weapon.”
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