Just before post time for the final race, Pro, flushed and breathless,
wagered the last ten dollars and stood in a small room where a
telegraph operator clicked away at a key and received the news from the
distant track.
“Two hundred at fohty mek eight thousan’,” he figured, “a hunnerd at
thutty mek three thousan’, a hunnerd at twenty-five mek two thousan’
five hunnerd.”
Laboriously he checked off his bets and strove to strike the total.
“Ah win t’irteen thousan’ fibe hunnerd dollah,” he said dazedly. “Add
dat eight hunnerd an’ fohty, and dat’ll mek me win fo’teen thousan’
t’ree hunnerd an’ fohty dollah.”
“Ah ’low when Ah gits to Baltimo’ Ah staht a stable ob hosses,” he
said. “Ah ’low Ah call it de Miss Luck Stable. Mah colahs will be
scahlet an’ puhple, wif a yaller sash an’ a green cap--”
His reverie was interrupted by the man at the telegraph instrument
calling aloud what the clicking instrument told him.
“Mai-Blanc at the quarter,” he said. “Mayor Behrmann second, Maude
G. third. At the half: Mai-Blanc leads, Chicago Fritz second, Mayor
Behrmann third. The three quarters: Mayor Behrmann by half a length,
Mai-Blanc second, Al Kray third.”
There was a pause.
“Hyar come Irene,” said Pro softly to himself, seeing with the eyes of
desire.
“Stretch, the same,” said the caller wearily. “The winner--”
There was another long pause, and Pro, swallowing hard, said:
“Come on, yoh Irene W.!”
“The winner--Mayor Behrmann, Chicago Fritz second, Vicksburg Sal third.”
Pro stood with his lower lip quivering and his eyes big with
bewilderment. Then he edged slowly toward the operator. “Mistah,” he
said, striving to speak casually, “Irene W. wah scratched in dat race,
wah she?”
“Irene W.?” said the operator disdainfully. “Bah! She ran last.”
Slowly, as if in a trance, Prosias made his way down into the street
and stood staring across toward the barber shop of Clarence Fox. Light
broke upon his bewildered brain, and he muttered:
“Ah done touted mahsef!”
TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES:
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Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.
Inconsistencies in hyphenation have been standardized.
Archaic or variant spelling has been retained.
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