Tales, Traditions and Romance of Border and Revolutionary TimesEllis, Edward Sylvester
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Tales, Traditions and Romance of Border and Revolutionary Times
Ellis, Edward Sylvester
Frontier and pioneer life -- United States -- Anecdotes; United States -- History -- Revolution, 1775-1783 -- Anecdotes
Before morning the prisoner was in Providence, where he was delivered
into the custody of General Spencer, who treated him with consideration
far above his deserts. After a few days' stay in Providence, Prescott
was sent, under an escort, to the head-quarters of Washington on the
Hudson. On reaching Lebanon, the party stopped at the tavern of a
Captain Alden, who was an ardent Whig, and hated the very name of
Prescott. Nothing could have afforded him greater gratification than an
opportunity to inflict condign punishment upon the tyrant, and the
General unwittingly gave him that opportunity.
At the table Mrs. Alden waited upon the General; among the dishes
presented for his acceptance, was some "succotash," or corn-and-beans, a
favorite dish with the New England people, but which seemed to excite
the wrath and resentment of the little-great General, whose temper was
probably not improved by the events of the last few days.
Taking the dish in his hand, and forgetting that his position was that
of prisoner not of master, he looked at it a moment, and exclaimed:
"What's this! what's this! are you going to treat me with the food of
hogs?"
Saying which, he dashed the tureen upon the floor, breaking it, and
strewing the contents in all directions. Mrs. Alden had too much spirit
to brook such an insult to her cookery and table, and left the room to
inform her husband of the occurrence. In a few moments, Captain Alden,
bearing a large cart-whip in his hand, entered the room, demanding of
the British General what he meant by such conduct in his house. Seeing
vengeance written in every lineament of the Captain's face, the General
appealed to the officers of his escort for protection.
"Protection!" said the landlord; "I'll show you the protection you
deserve;" and seizing him by the collar, he dragged the whilom haughty
dictator from his chair, when, with all the force of an arm nerved by
the memory of the wrongs of good Americans, he rained down a shower of
blows which made the victim writhe, and cry for that mercy which he had
so often denied to others.
"I'll teach you manners," panted Alden, between the blows, "I'll teach
you to insult those who are giving you better than you deserve, you
tyrannical minion of English oppression!" While at every word the long
lash of the whip descended upon the groveling shoulders of his enemy,
until, from mere exhaustion, Alden ceased, remarking:
"There, if ever you want another lesson in good manners, come to me and
I'll give it to you with pleasure."
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