I have consulted the available published material on the tall tale
of the cattle country. The bibliography is short, and not all of the
authors who have written on the subject have had the advantage of a
first-hand acquaintance with the yarns of the region. Aside from the
publications of the Texas Folklore Society, my chief indebtedness is to
Mr. Edward O’Reilly’s “Saga of Pecos Bill,” published in the _Century
Magazine_ for October, 1923 (106: 827-833).
Some of this material I have published in the _Southwest Review_, the
_Texas Monthly_, _The South Atlantic Quarterly_, and the _Publications_
of the West Texas Historical and Scientific Society.
MODY C. BOATRIGHT.
PIZENOUS WINDIES
There was just enough light left in the sky to reveal the bedded herd.
The first night-shift had gone on. One could see the riders silhouetted
against the sky as they rode around the cattle quieting them with the
crooning melodies of _Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie_ and _The Trail
of ’83_.
The men had finished supper. Some had spread their beds and were lying
upon them. They had not yet gone through the short ritual of going
to bed. Others sat around the campfire. Red Wallace observed that it
was time to hit the hay. As he started to the wagon for his bed-roll,
he stumbled over a small greasewood bush. A shrill rattle came from
underneath. Red jumped back, picking up a stone.
“You dirty rascal!” he exclaimed. “Thought you’d bite me, didn’t you?
Of all the nerve. Tryin’ to bite me. You cheeky son-of-a-gun. Wanted to
bite me! Take that.” The rock struck the snake squarely on the head.
“A rattlesnake!” exclaimed Lanky, a tenderfoot of the high-school age,
whom the boss had taken on the day before, and whom Joe Martin had
informally christened _Lanky_. “I’ve been wishing all afternoon to see
one.”
“You’ll git to see all them you want to see if you stay with this
outfit, though they ain’t as numerous as they used to be,” answered
Red.
“Are they really as poisonous as they have the reputation of being?”
asked Lanky.
“Pizenous?” asked Red, seating himself on the bed-roll he had just
brought from the wagon. “One of them cut-throats took off three of the
best friends I ever had in this world.
“You see it was like this. Poker Bill was out ridin’ fence. He gits
down to nail up a loose wire, and one of these reptiles nabs him by
the heel. Bill grabs him by the tail and jist naturally flails the
everlastin’ stuffin’ out of him on the fence post. Then Bill takes off
his boot and looks at his heel. The fang ain’t teched the skin; so he
puts back on his boot and goes on his way, thinkin’ nothin’ of it.
About a week afterwards Bill gits a sore heel. He comes in one day at
dinner and tells the boss he can’t work that evenin’ and he lays down
on his bunk and we goes off and leaves him. When we comes in at night,
there lays pore Bill a corpse.
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