“Well, he goes out and finds a prairie dog a-settin’ on his hole
a-barkin’ in the sun. He pulls out his six-shooter and takes a good aim
at the critter’s eye, and jist as soon as he pulls the trigger, he runs
to beat hell, jist like the boss told him to. He got there in time, all
right, and bent down to grab the prairie-dog; but jist as he touched
it, the bullet hit him in the back jist below the left shoulder-blade.
When we found him that evenin’, he was crippled so bad we had to shoot
him. Too bad, too, for he had the makin’s of a first-class cowhand.”
“Yeah,” said Joe, “them guys you all been tellin’ about was mighty
swift, but you don’t have to go back East to find speed. Why, I’ve seen
an old cowhand that growed up right here in Texas that could of beat
any of them Eastern fellers.
“Tell you what I saw once. One day after the spring work was over, a
bunch of us decided to have a baseball game. Well, we chose up, but we
liked one man havin’ enough men for two teams.
“‘What we gonna do?’ says I. ‘I guess we’ll have to git along with two
fielders on our side,’
“Pete Dawson spoke up and says, ‘All you men git in the field, and I’ll
pitch and ketch both.’
“And damn me, if that’s not what he done. He got on the pitcher’s box,
which was a prairie-dog hole, and he’d throw a ball so it whistled like
a bullet; then he run in a half circle and git behind the batter and
ketch it.
“Not a batter ever teched the ball. It was jest three up and three down
with them, and there wasn’t nothin’ for the rest of us to do.
“When it was Pete’s bat, he’d jest knock a slow grounder out toward
first, and he’d make a home run before the first-baseman could git
a-holt of the ball. We beat ’em ninty-six to nothin’.
“One time Pete was with us when we was movin’ a bunch of wild Mexico
steers. One night the fool brutes stampeded. We all jumped on our
hosses to try to turn ’em and git ’em to millin’.
“We all had good hosses, especially Pete, who had a fine hoss he’s won
lots of money with; but we couldn’t git ahead of them steers. They was
jest too swift for us.
“Directly Pete jumps off and takes his slicker and six-shooter with
him. He circles around, and in no time, after tromping about a half a
dozen jackrabbits to death, he’s in front of that herd.
“We all expects to see him git kilt, but he jest trots along in front
of the critters wavin’ his slicker and firin’ his six-shooter. After
he’d run that way about ten miles, the herd got to millin’ and purty
soon they quieted down, and we never had no more trouble with ’em.
“That jest naturally took all the pertness and spirit out of them
brutes. They was so ashamed of themselves that from then on out they
was as gentle as a bunch of milk cows.
“The only thing that hurt Pete was that when it was over, his nose was
bleedin’ like six-bits.”
“Got too hot, I suppose,” said Lanky.
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