“Naw, worse,” said Hank, “though I could tell you something about Glen
Springs, but that’s not the time Zac saved my life.
“Have you ever seen a centipede, Lanky?”
“No,” said Lanky; “I don’t suppose I have.”
“Well, I’ll tell you what they look like so as you’ll know ’em. And
don’t ketch ’em for playthings, Lanky, don’t ketch ’em for playthings.
Jest as well pet a rattlesnake. They’re flat yeller worms with a
hundred legs, like fringe on each side, and on every foot there’s a
little hook that the centipede can hook into things that he walks on.
And them hooks is so pizenous that if he walks across your skin while
he’s mad, your flesh will putrefy, and you’ll go as crazy as a locoed
hoss, and like as not take to the bushes like a jackrabbit unless
somebody holds you. That’s how pizenous they are.
“Well, what I started out to tell you was, one time at dinner me and
Zac was settin’ on the ground about fifty feet apart facin’ each
other eatin’ our beans and sow-belly. All at once I got a glimpse of
somethin’ like a yellow streak runnin’ up my vest on my bandanner, but
I jest barely did git a glimpse and couldn’t tell what it was.
“‘Is there somethin’ on my neck?’ I says to Zac.
“‘Good God, man!’ says Zac. ‘It’s a centipede!’
“Well, we’d took off our gloves to eat, and I knowed if I tried to
knock the critter off, I’d jest make him mad, and he’d git me shore.
And I knowed if Zac come over to knock him off with a stick or
somethin’, he’d be dead certain to chase him off on my neck.
“‘Let him alone,’ I says, ‘and maybe he’ll crawl off after while.’
“‘Jest be still,’ says Zac. And he whips out his old six-shooter, and I
hears the bullet whistle by my ear.
“‘I got him,’ says Zac.
“And I takes off my bandanner, and there is jest a little speck where
the bullet had jest barely teched it. I always did feel grateful to Zac
after that, for he shore did save my life that day.”
“You think, then, that if the centipede had touched your skin, he would
really have killed you?” asked Lanky.
“I don’t think nothin’ about it,” said Hank. “I know it. Why, I tell
you what happened. You see, Zac didn’t have time to look what was on
the other side of me when he shot, but jest as he pulled the trigger,
he noticed an old cow-brute standin’ about fifty yards off chewin’ his
cud. Well, this old steer jumped, so Zac said he must of hit him. Still
we couldn’t see no wound on him. We roped him and looked at the critter
close and found a bullet hole in his dew-lap.”
“In his what?” asked Lanky.
“Why, in his dew-lap,” said Hank. “That’s the grissle thing that hangs
down from the neck of a cow-brute jest where it joins on to the
breast. They used to vaccinate for the black-leg by makin’ a hole in
it. We knowed the steer couldn’t be hurt much there; so we turns him
loose, and he gits up, and starts off.
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