“You guessed wrong again,” said Joe. “This is what happened. The Ole
Woman was cookin’ corn-pone, and all of a sudden it got dark, and there
was the dangest singin’ and hummin’ you ever heard. Then they seen it
was a swarm of big black miskeeters; and they was so thick around Bill
that you jest couldn’t see him.
“The Ole Man felt his way to the wagon and got out his gun. He thought
he’d shoot it off in the air and scere them miskeeters away. He pointed
the muzzle of the gun toward the sky and pulled the trigger. What he
seen then was a little beam of light come through. It was jest like
bein’ in a dark room and lookin’ out through a piece of windmill pipe.
That was jest for a minute, for right away the hole shet up, and them
miskeeters swarmed around Pecos, and the Ole Man seen they was goin’ to
pack him off if he didn’t do somethin’ right away.
“Then he happened to recollect that he’d brought his hog-renderin’
kettle along; so he fought his way back to the wagon and rolled it out
and turned it over the kid. He was scered the lad would git lonesome
under there by his self, so he jest slipped the choppin’ axe under the
edge of the kettle for the chap to play with.
“Well, them danged miskeeters jest buzzed and buzzed around the kettle,
tryin’ to find a way to git in. D’rec’ly they all backed off, and the
Old Man and the Ole Woman thought they’d give up and was goin’ away.
Then all at once one of them miskeeters comes at that kettle like a
bat out of hell. He hit the kettle and rammed his bill clean through
it; and he stuck there. Then another one come at the kettle jest like
the first one had; and he stuck, too. Then they kept comin’, and every
one stuck. The Ole Man and the Ole Woman and the older brats stood
there watchin’ them miskeeters ram that kettle. After each one of them
varmints (they was too big to be called insects) hit the kettle, there
would be a little ring--_ding!_ like that. Purty soon the old folks
got on to what was happenin. Every time a miskeeter would ram his
bill through the kettle, Pecos would brad it with the choppin’ axe.
Well, after while them miskeeters jest naturally lifted that kettle
right up and flew off with it. The others thought they had Pecos Bill
and follered the kettle off. Of course the Ole Man hated to lose his
utensil. He said he didn’t know how the Ole Woman was goin’ to render
up the lard and bear’s grease now; but it was worth a hundred kettles
to know he had such a smart brat. And from that time the Ole Man would
always talk about Bill as a chap of Great Possibilities. He ’lowed that
if the brat jest had the proper raisin’, he’d make a great man some
day. He said he was goin’ to try to do his part by him; so he begun
givin’ him a diet of jerked game with whiskey and onions for breakfast.
He lapped it up so well that in three days the Ole Woman weaned him.”
“Did the Ole Man settle there on the Sabine?” asked Lanky.
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