In a book of not enough consequence to warrant the naming of its title,
the author, writing through hearsay and attempting to be veracious,
describes the Texas norther--which comes “sudden and soon in the dead
of night or the blaze of noon”--as being so swift in descent, so
terrible in force, and so bitterly cold that “no old Texan would trust
himself out on the prairies in July or August with the thermometer at
ninety-six degrees, without two blankets strapped at the saddlebow to
keep him from freezing to death should a norther blow up.” Of course
no man of the range carries his blankets on the horn of a saddle and
no Texan ever experienced a genuine norther in July or August. The
description is utterly false, utterly lacking in authenticity. On the
other hand, when “Mr. Fishback of the Sulphurs” relates how one hot
day in December when he was riding home he saw a blue norther coming
behind him, put spurs to his horse, and, racing for miles with the nose
of the wind at his very backbone, arrived at the stable to find the
hind-quarters of his horse frozen stiff whereas the fore-quarters were
in a lather of sweat--such a hair’s breadth doth divide the hot prelude
to a norther from the iciness of the norther itself--we realize that we
are in the company of a liar as authentic as he is accomplished. Surely
such do not violate the ninth commandment; indeed they have become as
little children.
--J. FRANK DOBIE,
Austin, Texas,
Cinco de Mayo, 1934.
[1] Forty thousand, even thirty thousand, mustangs are a lot of
mustangs. In _The Young Explorers_, a book privately printed in Austin,
Texas, about 1892, Duval, pp. 111-112, defends this extraordinary
assertion. The wild horses were encountered between the Nueces River
and the Río Grande. Corroborative of the enormous numbers to be found
in that region is the testimony of William A. McClintock, “Journal of
a Trip Through Texas and Northern Mexico,” _Southwestern Historical
Quarterly_, Vol. XXXIV, pp. 232-233. Bigfoot Wallace was not lying
about the wild horses.
INTRODUCTION
The pioneers who came to Texas to found a cattle industry that
eventually extended from the Río Grande to the Big Bow brought with
them from the older Southwestern frontier a large body of floating
literature of the tall tale variety. The influence of this folk
material is clearly discernible in the works of Longstreet, and
Baldwin, and other Southern humorists who preceded Mark Twain.
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