After holding a council, the captains ordered their troops to collect
sticks, straws, dry weeds, and whatever combustible stuff they could
find and make a pile of it, heaping it high around the head of
Hercules. As a great many thousand Pygmies were employed in this task,
they soon brought together several bushels of inflammatory matter,
and raised so tall a heap, that, mounting on its summit, they were
quite upon a level with the sleeper's face. The archers, meanwhile,
were stationed within bow shot, with orders to let fly at Hercules the
instant that he stirred. Everything being in readiness, a torch was
applied to the pile, which immediately burst into flames, and soon
waxed hot enough to roast the enemy, had he but chosen to lie still.
A Pygmy, you know, though so very small, might set the world on fire,
just as easily as a Giant could; so that this was certainly the very
best way of dealing with their foe, provided they could have kept him
quiet while the conflagration was going forward.
But no sooner did Hercules begin to be scorched, than up he started,
with his hair in a red blaze.
"What's all this?" he cried, bewildered with sleep, and staring about
him as if he expected to see another Giant.
At that moment the twenty thousand archers twanged their bowstrings,
and the arrows came whizzing, like so many winged mosquitoes, right
into the face of Hercules. But I doubt whether more than half a dozen
of them punctured the skin, which was remarkably tough, as you know the
skin of a hero has good need to be.
"Villain!" shouted all the Pygmies at once. "You have killed the Giant
Antæus, our great brother, and the ally of our nation. We declare
bloody war against you, and will slay you on the spot."
Surprised at the shrill piping of so many little voices, Hercules,
after putting out the conflagration of his hair, gazed all round about,
but could see nothing. At last, however, looking narrowly on the
ground, he espied the innumerable assemblage of Pygmies at his feet.
He stooped down, and taking up the nearest one between his thumb and
finger, set him on the palm of his left hand, and held him at a proper
distance for examination. It chanced to be the very identical Pygmy who
had spoken from the top of the toadstool, and had offered himself as a
champion to meet Hercules in single combat.
"What in the world, my little fellow," ejaculated Hercules, "may you
be?"
"I am your enemy," answered the valiant Pygmy, in his mightiest squeak.
"You have slain the enormous Antæus, our brother by the mother's side,
and for ages the faithful ally of our illustrious nation. We are
determined to put you to death; and for my own part, I challenge you to
instant battle, on equal ground."
Hercules was so tickled with the Pygmy's big words and warlike
gestures, that he burst into a great explosion of laughter, and almost
dropped the poor little mite of a creature off the palm of his hand,
through the ecstasy and convulsion of his merriment.
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