Tar Heel TalesBryant, H. E. C. (Henry Edward Cowan)
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Tar Heel Tales
Bryant, H. E. C. (Henry Edward Cowan)
African Americans -- Fiction; North Carolina -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Everybody in Jackson knew or knew of Uncle Billy Malone, the
blacksmith-horse-trader; he was one of the few very interesting
characters of the county. His chief end in life seemed to be a burning
desire to satisfy an unquenchable thirst for strong drink. He was a
confirmed toper, and all of his personal friends were of the same
persuasion.
Uncle Billy and his associates made it a rule for years to assemble at
Washington, the county seat of Jackson, every off day--every Saturday,
every wet day, every holiday, in fact, every day they could, and drink
the health of each other, the state and the nation. It was a jolly lot
and Uncle Billy, the dean, was the oldest of them all; his son Sid, the
youngest, and Col. William LaFayette, the wisest. The little circle
numbered eight, and it was a close corporation while the cup passed
around. Whiskey was the besetting sin of each and every one of them, who
drank whenever he could, and wherever he could.
Col. LaFayette was a tenant farmer--a typical tenant farmer of a class
that lived in the cotton-producing section of the South after the
civil war. During the days of slavery he served as overseer for small
slave-owning landlords. Most of his kind moved to the towns of the
Piedmont counties of the Southern States when cotton mills began to
flourish and put their children at work at the spindle and the loom. The
sorrier ones became vampires.
In appearance Col. LaFayette was a freak, but in manner, a sort of
shabby-genteel Chesterfield. He was a cadaverous-looking fellow, with
long body, long legs, and long arms, and thin, sharp, pointed face.
The oldest citizen of his county did not remember to have seen him in
well-fitting clothes. His shirt sleeves were too short, and his trousers
never reached the top of his shoes. He habitually wore a slouch hat, with
one side up and the other down, and went with his shirt front open and
his shoes loosely laced.
Picture him in your mind, trudging his way to town to join his chums
at The Merry Bowl, Jim Roediger’s saloon! Any excuse took him in, for
he was always certain that his friends, all of whom, save Uncle Billy,
were fellow tillers of the soil, would meet him there. No particular day
was set but the little band of drinking cronies came together like iron
filings to a magnet. If any one failed to appear something serious had
happened to prevent his coming. Jim Boggs, Pete Blue, Sam Helms, Mike
Broom and Bob Sink belonged to the coterie.
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