Tar-Heel Tales in Vernacular VerseDoyle, J. E. P. (John Edward Parker)
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Tar-Heel Tales in Vernacular Verse
Doyle, J. E. P. (John Edward Parker)
North Carolina -- Anecdotes; North Carolina -- Poetry
A rustic child of ours,
Who in Green Mountain bowers
Was born to earth,
Attained a giant life
’Mid scenes of bitter strife
That prov’d his worth!
And, dying, leaves behind him,
In hearts that have enshrined him
Affection’s links that bind him
To every hearth!
Let the solemn church bell toll
For the passing of a soul
To peaceful rest:
Let tender tears be shed
For the illust’rous dead
Who’s hand we’ve prest!
For hearts to-day are riven—
A LIGHT went out at even
To glow anew in Heaven
Among the Blest!
—New York Evening Telegram.
To
FREDERIC HUDSON,
THE TALENTED JOURNALIST AND COURTEOUS GENTLEMAN, WHOSE
FRATERNAL INTEREST IN YOUNG WRITERS, AND WHOSE
CONSIDERATE AND PATIENT TREATMENT OF ALL WITH
WHOM HE HAS HAD BUSINESS RELATIONS, HAVE
ENDEARED HIM TO THEM, THIS VOLUME IS
DEDICATED, BY HIS LATE SUBORDINATE AND SINCERE ADMIRER,
The Author.
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CONTENTS.
PAGE.
THE CURSE OF PEDERGOGUE SCOTT 9
BOB MUNN OF CAPE COD 16
MY RERLIGION 24
LITTLE BOOTS 32
THE BUZZIN’ BEES OF BERKS 39
THAT LITTLE BLACK PET OF OUR’N 49
OLD TOM GIN 57
THE SIGN OF JOE BALL 66
ILLUSTRATIONS.
PLANTING THE THISTLES 13
BOB MUNN’S TRANSFIGURATION 21
DEACON SPARLING’S DEVOTION 26
THE TAR HEEL’S RETURN 35
A MULE’S BAPTISM 46
JONAH’S LANDLORD 50
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THE CURSE OF PEDERGOGUE SCOTT.
That’s a question I don’t like ter speak of:
How these pesky thistles come here;
But, boys, if ye will listen attentervely,
I will breathe a strenge tale in yer ear.
But afore I bergin I would warn ye,
Ye may fix yer faces ter blush;
So jist let thar be silence all around
And I’ll spin the yarn with a rush.
Ha! ha! ha! I larf when I think of it—
The days when a youngster I sat
On a rough pine bench in the lorg school house,
And din’d orf the rim of my hat!
The other boys war bigger than I war,
And studied thar lesson right well,
While I ermus’d myself as I wish’d ter
In quar tricks on which I’ll not dwell.
I war ter young ter learn my letters,—
They let me ’tend school for all that;
And then when I run short of ermusement
I jerk’d at the tail of the cat!
As I increas’d in years and mischief,
Sich as hazin’ our neighbor’s pig,
Pourin’ ink on the floor, or applyin’
Powder’d chalk ter the master’s wig—
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