LOOKING on his hapless victim, Tartarin’s first impulse was one of
vexation. There is such a wide gap between a lion and poor Jack! His
second feeling was one of pity. The poor bourriquot was so pretty and
looked so kindly. The hide on his still warm sides heaved and fell like
waves. Tartarin knelt down, and strove with the end of his Algerian sash
to stanch the blood; and all you can imagine in the way of touchingness
was offered by the picture of this great man tending this little ass.
At the touch of the silky cloth the donkey, who had not twopennyworth of
life in him, opened his large grey eye and winked his long ears two or
three times, as much as to say, “Oh, thank you!” before a final spasm
shook it from head to tail, whereafter it stirred no more.
“Noiraud! Blackey!” suddenly screamed a voice, choking with anguish, as
the branches in a thicket hard by moved at the same time.
Tartarin had no more than enough time to rise and stand upon guard. This
was the female!
She rushed up, fearsome and roaring, under form of an old Alsatian
woman, her hair in a kerchief, armed with large red umbrella, and
calling for her ass, till all the echoes of Mustapha rang. It certainly
would have been better for Tartarin to have had to deal with a lioness
in fury than this old virago. In vain did the luckless sportsman try to
make her understand how the blunder had occurred, and he had mistaken
“Noiraud” for a lion. The harridan believed he was making fun of her,
and uttering energetical “Der Teufels!” fell upon our hero to bang him
with the gingham. A little bewildered, Tartarin defended himself as
best he could, warding off the blows with his rifle, streaming with
perspiration, panting, jumping about, and crying out:
“But, Madame, but”--
Much good his buts were! Madame was dull of hearing, and her blows
continued hard as ever.
Fortunately a third party arrived on the battlefield, the Alsatian’s
husband, of the same race; a roadside innkeeper, as well as a very good
ready-reckoner, which was better. When he saw what kind of a customer he
had to deal with--a slaughterer who only wanted to pay the value of his
victim--he disarmed his better-half, and they came to an understanding.
Tartarin gave two hundred francs, the donkey being worth about ten--at
least that is the current price in the Arab markets. Then poor Blackey
was laid to rest at the root of a fig-tree, and the Alsatian, raised to
joviality by the colour of the Tarascon ducats, invited the hero to have
a quencher with him in his wine-shop, which stood only a few steps off
on the edge of the highway. Every Sunday the sportsmen from the city
came there to regale of a morning, for the plain abounded with game, and
there was no better place for rabbits for two leagues around.
“How about lions?” inquired Tartarin.
The Alsatian stared at him, greatly astounded.
“Lions!”
“Yes, lions. Don’t you see them sometimes?” resumed the poor fellow,
with less confidence.
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