“True, I smell it,” said Bravida. And the whole party, revived by this
reminder of home, these fumes of the national dishes, which Tartarin,
at least, had not inhaled for so long, turned round in their chairs
with gluttonous anxiety. The odour came from the other end of the
dining-room, from a little room where some one was supping apart, a
personage of importance, no doubt, for the white cap of the head cook
was constantly appearing at the wicket that opened into the kitchen as
he passed to the girl in waiting certain little covered dishes which she
conveyed to the inner apartment.
“Some one from the South, that’s certain,” murmured the gentle Pascalon;
and the president, becoming ghastly at the idea of Costecalde, said
commandingly:--
“Go and see, Spiridion... and bring us word who it is...”
A loud roar of laughter came from that little apartment as soon as the
brave “gong” entered it, at the order of his chief; and he presently
returned, leading by the hand a tall devil with a big nose, a
mischievous eye, and a napkin under his chin, like the gastronomic
horse.
“_Vi!_ Bompard...”
“_Té!_ the Impostor...”
“_Hé!_ Gonzague... How are you?”
“_Différemment_, messieurs: your most obedient...” said the courier,
shaking hands with all, and sitting down at the table of the Tarasconese
to share with them a dish of mushrooms with garlic prepared by _mère_
Baltet, who, together with her husband had a horror of the cooking for
the _table d’hôte_.
Was it the national concoction, or the joy of meeting a compatriot, that
delightful Bompard with his inexhaustible imagination? Certain it
is that weariness and the desire to sleep took wings, champagne was
uncorked, and, with moustachios all messy with froth, they laughed and
shouted and gesticulated, clasping one another round the body effusively
happy.
“I’ll not leave you now, _vé!_” said Bompard. “My Peruvians have gone...
I am free...”
“Free!.. Then to-morrow you and I will ascend Mont Blanc.”
“Ah! you do Mont Blanc to-morrow?” said Bompard, without enthusiasm.
“Yes, I knock out Costecalde... When he gets here, _uit!_.. No Mont Blanc
for him... You’ll go, _qué_, Gonzague?”
“I ‘ll go... I ‘ll go... that is, if the weather permits... The fact is,
that the mountain is not always suitable at this season.”
“Ah! _vaï_! not suitable indeed!..” exclaimed Tartarin, crinkling up his
eyes by a meaning laugh which Bompard seemed not to understand.
“Let us go into the salon for our coffee... We ‘ll consult _père_
Baltet. He knows all about it, he ‘s an old guide who has made the
ascension twenty-seven times.”
All the delegates cried out: “Twenty-seven times! _Boufre!_”
“Bompard always exaggerates,” said the P. C. A. severely, but not
without a touch of envy.
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