Command your son to be quiet or depart, Monsieur; I would regret to have to report All this and make these matters more official. Damis [aside]. This Monsieur Loyal seems quite disloyal! Monsieur Loyal. For all worthy men there's a place in my heart, And I would not have wished, sir, to take part In this, except to lift some of your burden, By preventing the chore from falling to one Who might not share my opinion of you And who wouldn't proceed as gently as I do. Orgon. And what could be worse than the evil crime Of evicting me? Monsieur Loyal. I'm giving you time, And until morning I'll hold in abeyance The execution of this conveyance. I shall only come here with ten of my boys To spend the night, without scandal or noise. For the sake of form please bring to me, before You go up to bed, the keys to your door. I'll take care not to disrupt your repose And not to do anything you would oppose. But tomorrow morning you must get set To empty the house, down to the last brochette. My boys will assist you. Each one's a strong lout And will do all he can to help move you out. I'm doing my best to use common sense, And, since I'm treating you with such indulgence, I beg you, sir, to act the same way to me. Let no one bar me from doing my duty. Orgon [aside]. With a happy heart I would at once pay The last hundred francs that are mine today For the power and pleasure of hitting his snout With one absolutely sensational clout. Cleante [quietly, to Orgon]. Go easy, don't make things worse. Damis. My hand itches To get in a fight with these sons of bitches. Dorine. Monsieur Loyal, I think it might become you To have your broad back beaten black and blue. Monsieur Loyal. These wicked words deserve condemnation, And women, too, may earn incarceration. Cleante [to Monsieur Loyal]. Let's end it now; that's enough for today. Hand over the paper, and be on your way. Monsieur Loyal. Until later, then. Heaven keep you in joy! Orgon. May it confound you, and your employer! SCENE V Orgon, Cleante, Mariane, Elmire, Madame Pernelle, Dorine, Damis