England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Siblings -- Fiction
"I always pay at once--the minute the bills come in. Do you think
papa's daughter could ever sleep upon an unpaid bill? It is the
tradespeople who won't send them in--just in order to run them up; but
there is no throwing dust in my eyes! And if Arthur wants a little
womanly advice about how to deal with them, especially the girl, he can
always have it from me, and you can tell him so the next time you see
him."
And before I could frame a suitable reply to this varied and voluminous
remark, Annabel was out on the lawn and making a bee-line for the
inadequate forget-me-nots.
As for myself, a sort of subconscious sex-sympathy caused me to shrink
from hearing Annabel deliver her soul to Cutler with regard to these
and the sweet peas; so I wended my way upstairs to the nursery of our
childhood, where our old nurse, Ponting--called by the other servants
_Miss Ponting_ and by Annabel and me _Ponty_--still held sway, as she
had done ever since Annabel was a baby.
Ponty came from the Midlands, and was what is known in her class of
life as "a character." She had a great flow of language, unchecked by
any pedantic tendency to verify her quotations, and she boasted an
inexhaustible supply of legendary acquaintances, who served as modern
instances to point her morals and adorn her tales. She was a
connoisseur in, or rather a collector of, what she called "judgments,"
and (according to Ponty) her native place--an obscure village in the
Midlands, Poppenhall by name--was a modern Sodom and Gomorrah.
Possibly the inhabitants of Poppenhall--like the eight upon whom the
tower of Siloam fell--were no worse than the majority of their
contemporaries; but (again according to Ponty) they seemed to have been
specially selected as warnings and examples to the rest of the world.
For instance, our childhood was enlivened by the story of a boy at
Poppenhall who swallowed a cherry-stone which grew into a cherry-tree
in his inside, until finally the youth was choked by the cherries which
clustered in his throat: this was to prevent any swallowing of
cherry-stones on our part. And there was an equally improving legend
of a Poppenhall girl who drank water out of the village stream, and
thereby swallowed an eft which developed into an internal monster,
whose head was always popping in and out of her mouth, thus spoiling
both her conversation and her appearance: this was to prevent any
consumption by my sister and myself of unfiltered and so unhallowed
water.
"Well, Master Reggie," began Ponty, as soon as I entered the nursery (I
was always Master Reggie to Ponty, just as I was always a boy to
Annabel), "this is a piece of news I hear about the rector's adopting
two children! It fairly took my breath away when Miss Annabel told me
about it."
"I thought it would," I answered, sitting down on one of the
comfortable chintz-covered chairs.
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