England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Siblings -- Fiction
"Please don't call me Mr. Wildacre, it makes me feel a hundred, and an
enemy at that. Call me Frank, and in return I'll call Sir Reginald any
name you like. And now, Sir Reginald, please tell us why you think
your pilgrims had more fun in the long run than my legions?"
"Simply because their run was so much longer, and so could hold so much
more. You admit that the adventure of the legions consisted in their
anticipations of seeing and possessing a new country; but I maintain
that the adventure on which the pilgrims had embarked included not only
a new country, but a new heaven and a new earth. The Pilgrims' Way was
not merely the way to Canterbury: it was the way, via Canterbury, to
the New Jerusalem."
The mocking grey eyes suddenly grew thoughtful. "I see what you are
driving at, Sir Reginald. You are thinking of all that the pilgrimage
stood for rather than of just the pilgrimage itself."
"Of course I am. And to find the true value of anything, you must
think of all that it stands for rather than of the thing itself. The
Crown of England means more than the bejewelled head-gear which is kept
in a glass case in the Tower; the colours of a regiment are not valued
at the rate of so much per yard of tattered silk; and a wedding-ring
means far more to a woman than an ounce or so of twenty-two carat gold."
"Are wedding-rings made of twenty-two carat gold?" asked Annabel in her
unquenchable thirst for information; "I thought eighteen carat was the
purest gold ever used."
"So it is for ordinary jewellery," explained Arthur; "but
wedding-rings, I have always heard, are made of twenty-two carat. At
least that is what is generally believed; but I cannot say whether it
is more than a tradition, like the idea that the sun will put a fire
out."
"But is that only a tradition?" Annabel asked. "I always pull the
blinds down when the sunshine falls on the fire, for fear of putting it
out."
"For fear of putting which out," I inquired, "the sunshine or the fire?"
"The fire, of course. How could anything put the sunshine out, Reggie?
How silly you are!"
"It is pure superstition," answered Blathwayte, who found it as blessed
to give information as did my sister to receive it; "a fire naturally
by force of contrast looks less brilliant in the sunlight than in the
shade, but the sunlight has no actual effect on it whatsoever."
At this juncture I happened to catch Frank's eye, and to my delight
perceived that the humour of the situation struck him as it struck me.
Of course I knew how funny it was of Annabel and Arthur to take hold of
all the romance of life, and transmute it--by some strange alchemy of
their own--into useful and intelligent information; I had seen them at
it for years and years, and had never failed to enjoy the sight; but it
was very clever of Frank, who had known Arthur for two months and
Annabel for twenty minutes, to see that it was funny also.
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