After some little higgle-haggling he bought it!!!--for there was nothing like closing at once, where there was keen competition! Mr. Gammon--thought Titmouse--could not have seen this beautiful vehicle when making his choice on the preceding morning! For the rest of the day he felt infinitely elated at his fortunate purchase; and excited his imagination by pictures of the astonishment and admiration which his equipage must call forth on the morrow. Punctual to his appointment, Mr. Gammon, a few moments before the clock had struck eleven on the ensuing morning, drew up to the Cabbage-Stalk, as near at least as he could get to it, in a hackney-coach, with his portmanteau and carpet-bag. I say as near as he could; for round about the door stood a little crowd, gazing with a sort of awe on a magnificent vehicle standing there, with four horses harnessed to it. Gammon looked at his watch, as he entered the hotel, and asked why the sheriff's carriage was standing at the door. The waiter to whom he spoke, seemed nearly splitting with laughter, which almost disabled him from answering that the carriage in question was that of Mr. Titmouse, ready for setting off for Yorkshire. Mr. Gammon started back--turned pale, and seemed nearly dropping an umbrella which was in his hand. "Mr. Titmouse's!" he echoed incredulously. "Yes, sir--been here for this hour, at least, packing, such a crowd all the while; everybody thinks it's the sheriff, sir," replied the waiter, scarce able to keep his countenance. Mr. Gammon rushed up-stairs with greater impetuosity than he had perhaps ever been known to exhibit before, and burst into Mr. Titmouse's room. There was that gentleman, with his hat on, his hands stuck into his coat-pockets, a cigar in his mouth, and a tumbler of brandy and water before him. Mr. Yahoo, Mr. Fitz-Snooks, and Mr. Snap were similarly occupied; and Mr. Quirk was sitting down with his hands in his pockets, and a glass of negus before him, with anything but a joyful expression of countenance. "Is it possible, Mr. Titmouse"----commenced Gammon, almost breathlessly. "Ah, how d'ye do, Gammon?--punctual!" interrupted Titmouse, extending his hand. "Forgive me--but can it be, that the monstrous thing now before the door, with a crowd grinning around it, is _your carriage_?" inquired Gammon, with dismay in his face. "I--rather--think--it _is_," replied Titmouse, slightly disconcerted, but striving to look self-possessed. "My _dear_ sir," replied Gammon, in a kind of agony, "it is _impossible!_ It never can be! Do you mean to say that you bought it at Mr. Axle's?" "I should rather think so," replied Titmouse, with a piqued air. "He's been grossly imposing on you, sir!--Permit me to go at once and get you a proper vehicle." "'Pon my life, Mr. Gammon, _I_ think that it's a monstrous nice thing--a great bargain--and I've bought it and paid for it, that's more."