"To you, my dear sir, as an early and valued friend of our
interesting client, I sit down to communicate the earliest
intelligence of this most important event; and I trust that you
will, with our respectful compliments, communicate the happy news
to your amiable family--who, I am persuaded, must ever feel a
warm interest in our client's welfare. He is now, naturally enough,
much excited with his extraordinary good fortune, to which we are
only too proud and happy to have contributed by our humble, but
strenuous and long-continued exertions. He begs me to express his
cordial feelings towards you, and to say that, on his return to
town, Satin Lodge will be one of the very first places at which he
will call. In the mean time, I beg you will believe me, my dear sir,
with the best compliments of myself and partners, yours most
sincerely,
"OILY GAMMON.
"THOMAS TAG-RAG, ESQ.
&c. &c. &c."
"That, I think, will about do"--quoth Gammon to himself, with a
thoughtful air, as, having made an exact copy of the above letter, he
sealed it up and directed it. He then came down-stairs to supper, having
first sent the letter off to the post-office. What a merry meal was that
same supper! Mr. Titmouse, Mr. Quirk, and Mr. Snap, ate almost to
bursting; Gammon was more abstinent--but, overpowered by the
importunities of his companions, he took a far greater quantity than
usual of the bouncing bottled porter, the hard port, and fiery sherry,
which his companions drank as if they had been but water. Then came in
the spirits--with hot water and cold; and to these all present did ample
justice; in fact, it was very hard for any one to resist the other's
entreaties. Mr. Gammon in due time felt himself _going_--but seemed as
if, on such an occasion, he had no help for it. Every one of the
partners, at different stages of the evening, made--_more suo_--a speech
to Titmouse, and proposed his health; who, of course, replied to each,
and drank the health of each. Presently old Quirk sang a comic song, in
a very dismal key; and then he and Snap joined in a duet called,
"_Handcuff_ v. _Halter_;" at which Gammon laughed heartily, and listened
with that degree of pleased attention, which showed that he had
resolved, for once at least, to abandon himself to the low enjoyment of
the passing hour. Then Titmouse began to speak of what he should do, as
soon as he had "touched the shiners"--his companions entering into all
his little schemes with a sort of affectionate enthusiasm. At length old
Mr. Quirk, after by turns laughing, crying, singing, and talking, leaned
back in his chair, with his half-emptied tumbler of brandy and water in
his hand, and fell fast asleep. Gammon also, in spite of all he could
do, began--the deuce take it!--to feel and exhibit the effects of a
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