"I always drink this sort of stuff out of a tumbler; I do--'pon my
life," said Titmouse, carelessly; "it's a devilish deal more pleasant
than sipping it out of wine glasses!"
"Ye-e-s--of course it is, sir," said Mr. Tag-rag, rather faintly.
Shortly afterwards, Titmouse offered to take a glass of champagne with
Miss Tag-rag!--Her father's face flushed; and at length, with a bold
effort, "Why, Mr. Titmouse," said he, trying desperately to look
unconcerned--"the--the fact is, I never keep more than a dozen or so in
my cellar--and most unfortunately I found this afternoon that six
bottles had--burst--I assure you."
"'Pon my soul, sorry to hear it," quoth Titmouse, in a patronizing way;
"must send you a dozen of my own--I always keep about fifty or a hundred
dozen. Oh, I'll send you half a dozen!"
Tag-rag scarcely knew, for a moment, whether he felt pleased or
mortified at this stroke of delicate generosity. Thus it was that
Titmouse evinced a disposition to shower marks of his favor and
attachment upon the Tag-rags, in obedience to the injunctions of Gammon,
who assured him that it continued to be of very great importance for him
to secure the good graces of Mr. Tag-rag. So Mr. Titmouse now drove up
to Satin Lodge in his cab, and then rode thither, followed by his
stylish groom; and on one occasion, artful little scamp! happening to
find no one at home but Miss Tag-rag, he nevertheless alighted, and
stayed for nearly ten minutes, behaving precisely in the manner of an
accepted suitor, aware that he might do so with impunity since there was
no witness present; a little matter which had been suggested to him by
Mr. Gammon. Poor Miss Tag-rag's cheek he kissed with every appearance of
ardor, protesting that she was a monstrous lovely creature; and he left
her in a state of delighted excitement, imagining herself the destined
mistress of ten thousand a-year--the blooming bride of the gay and
fashionable Mr. Titmouse. When her excellent parents heard of what had
that day occurred between Mr. Titmouse and their daughter, they also
looked upon the thing as quite settled, and were eager in their
expressions of gratitude to Providence. In the mean while, the stream of
prosperity flowed steadily in upon Mr. Tag-rag, his shop continuing
crowded; his shopmen doubled in number:--in fact, he at length actually
received, instead of giving payment, for allowing young men to serve a
short time in so celebrated an establishment, in order that they might
learn the first-rate style of doing business, and when established on
their own account, write up over their doors--"Timothy Tape, _late from
Tag-rag & Co., Oxford Street_."
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