Determined to make hay while the sun shone, he resorted to several
little devices for that purpose, such as a shirt-front with frills in
the shape of a capital "T," and of which, under the name of "_Titties_,"
he sold immense numbers among the Eastern _swells_ of London. At length
it occurred to Gammon to suggest to Titmouse a mode of conferring upon
his old friend and master a mark of permanent, public, and substantial
distinction; and this was, the obtaining for him, through the Earl of
Dreddlington, an appointment as one of the _royal tradesmen_--namely,
draper and hosier to the king. When Mr. Tag-rag's disinterested and
indefatigable benefactor, Gammon, called one day in Oxford Street, and,
motioning him for a moment out of the bustle of his crowded shop,
mentioned the honor which Mr. Titmouse was bent upon doing his utmost,
at Mr. Gammon's instance, to procure for Mr. Tag-rag, that respectable
person was quite at a loss for terms in which adequately to express his
gratitude. Titmouse readily consented to name the thing to the great
man, and urge it in the best way he could; and he performed his promise.
The earl listened to his application with an air of anxiety. "Sir," said
he, "the world is acquainted with my reluctance to ask favors of those
in office. When I was in office myself, I felt the inconvenience of such
applications abundantly. Besides, the appointment you have named,
happens to be one of considerable importance, and requiring great
influence to procure it. Consider, sir, the immense number of tradesmen
there are of every description, of whom drapers and hosiers (according
to the last returns laid before Parliament at the instance of my friend
Lord Goose) are by far the most numerous. All of them are naturally
ambitious of so high a distinction: yet, sir, observe, that there is
only one king and one royal family to serve. My Lord Chamberlain is, I
have no doubt, harassed by applicants for such honors as you have
mentioned."
Hereat Titmouse got startled at the unexpected magnitude of the favor he
had applied for; and, declaring that he did not care a curse for
Tag-rag, begged to withdraw his application. But the earl, with a mighty
fine air, interrupted him--"Sir, you are not in the least presuming upon
your relationship with me, nor do I think you overrate the influence I
may happen--in short, sir, I will make it my business to see my Lord
KO-TOO this very day, and sound him upon the subject."
That same afternoon an interview took place between the two
distinguished noblemen, Lord Dreddlington and Lord Ko-too. Each
approached the other upon stilts. After a display of the most delicate
tact on the part of Lord Dreddlington, Lord Ko-too, who made a mighty
piece of work of it, promised to consider the application.
CHAPTER X.
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