'Twas noon, and Titmouse, smoking a cigar, was walking slowly up and
down, his hands stuck into his surtout pockets, and resting on his hips,
in the fir-tree walk at the end of the garden--the spot to which he
seemed, during the stay of his grand guests, to have been tacitly
restricted for the enjoyment of the luxury in question. As soon as
Titmouse was aware of the earl's approach, he hastily tossed aside his
cigar. The earl "begged" he would take another; and tried to calm and
steady himself, by a moment's reflection upon his overwhelming
superiority over Titmouse in every respect; but it was in vain.
Now--to pause for a moment--what anxiety and embarrassment would not his
Lordship have been spared, had he been aware of one little fact; viz.
that Mr. Gammon was unconsciously, secretly, and potently, his friend,
in the great matter which lay so near to his heart? For so, in truth, it
was. He had used all the art he was master of, and availed himself of
all his mysterious power over Titmouse, to get him to make, at all
events, an _advance_ to his distinguished kinswoman. Considering,
however, how necessary it was "to be off with the old love before he was
on with the new," he had commenced operations by satisfying Titmouse
how vain and hopeless, and, indeed, unworthy of him, was his passion for
poor Miss Aubrey. Here, however, Gammon had not so much difficulty to
contend with as he had anticipated; for Miss Aubrey's image had been
long ago jostled out of Titmouse's recollection, by the innumerable
brilliant and fashionable women among whom he had been latterly thrown.
When, therefore, Gammon veraciously informed him that Miss Aubrey had
_fallen into a decline_! and that, moreover, when he (Gammon) had,
according to his promise to Titmouse, taken an opportunity of pressing
his wishes upon her, she had scornfully scouted the bare notion of such
a thing!
"'Pon--my soul! The--devil--she did!" said Titmouse, with an air of
insolent astonishment. "The gal's a devilish pretty gal, no doubt," he
presently continued, knocking the ashes off his cigar with an
indifferent air; "but--it's too good a joke--'pon my soul it is; but d'
ye think, Gammon, she ever supposed I _meant_ marriage? By Jove!" Here
he winked his eye at Gammon, and then slowly expelled a mouthful of
smoke. Gammon had grown pale with the conflict excited within him, by
the last words of the execrable little miscreant. He controlled his
feelings, however, and succeeded in preserving silence.
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