"Well, Mr. Titmouse"--commenced the earl, blandly, stepping at once,
with graceful boldness, out of the mist, confusion, and perplexity which
prevailed among his Lordship's ideas, few as they were--"_what are you
thinking about_?--For you _seem_ to be thinking!" and a courteous little
laugh accompanied the last words.
"'Pon--'pon my life--I--I--_beg_ your Lordship's pardon--but
it's--monstrous odd your Lordship should have known it"--stammered
Titmouse; and his face suddenly grew of a scarlet color.
"Sir," replied the earl, with greater skill than he had ever evinced in
his whole life before--(such is the effect of any one's being intensely
_in earnest_)--"it is not at all odd, when it happens that--the
probability is--that--we are, perhaps--mind, sir, I mean
possibly--thinking _about the same thing_!" Titmouse grew more and more
confused, gazing in silence, with a strange simpering stare, at his
noble companion, who, with his hands joined behind him, was walking
slowly along with Titmouse.
"Sir," continued the earl, in a low tone--breaking a very awkward
pause--"it gives me sincere satisfaction to assure you, that I can fully
appreciate the delicate embarrassment which I perceive you are now"----
"My Lord--your Lordship's most _uncommon_ polite"--quoth Titmouse,
suddenly taking off his hat, and bowing very low. The earl moved his hat
also, and slightly bowed, with a proudly gratified air; and again
occurred a pause, which was broken by Titmouse.
"Then your Lordship thinks--a--a--that--_it will do_?" he inquired very
sheepishly, but anxiously.
"Sir, I have the honor to assure you, that as far as I am concerned, I
see no obst"----
"Yes--but excuse me, my Lord--your Lordship sees--I mean--my Lord, your
Lordship sees----doesn't your Lordship?"
"Sir, I think--nay, I believe I _do_"--interrupted the earl, wishing to
relieve the evident embarrassment of his companion--"but--I see--nothing
that should--alarm you."
[How interesting to watch the mysterious process by which these two
powerful minds were gradually approximating towards understanding each
other! 'Twas a sort of _equation_ with an unknown quantity, in due
course of elimination!]
"Doesn't your Lordship, indeed?" inquired Titmouse, rather briskly.
"Sir, it was a saying of one of the great--I mean, sir, it is--you must
often have heard, sir--in short, _nothing venture, nothing have_!"
"I'd venture a precious deal, my Lord, if I only thought I could get
what _I'm_ after!"
"Sir?" exclaimed the earl, condescendingly.
"If your Lordship would only be so particular--so uncommon kind--as to
name the thing to her Ladyship--by way of--eh, my Lord? A sort of
breaking the ice, and all that"----
"Sir, I feel and have a just pride in assuring you, that the Lady
Cecilia is a young lady of that superior delicacy of"----
"_Does_ your Lordship really think I've a _ghost_ of a chance?"
interrupted Titmouse, anxiously. "_She_ must have named the thing to
your Lordship, no doubt--eh, my Lord?"
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