This queer notion of the young lady's delicacy a little staggered her
distinguished father for a moment or two. What was he to say? She and
he had really often named the thing to each other; and here the question
was put to him plumply. The earl scorned a flat lie, and never
condescended to equivocation except when it was absolutely necessary.
"Sir," he said hesitatingly; "undoubtedly--If I were to say--that now
and then, when your attentions have been so pointed"----
"'Pon my life, my Lord, I never meant it; if your Lordship will only
believe me," interrupted Titmouse, earnestly; "I beg a thousand
pardons--I mean no harm, my Lord."
"Sir, there is no harm done," said the earl, kindly. "Sir, I know human
nature too well, or I have lived thus long to little purpose, not to be
aware that we are not always master of our own feelings."
"That's exactly it, my Lord! Excuse me, but your Lordship's hit the
thing off to a T, as folks say!"
"Do not imagine, Mr. Titmouse, that I think your attentions may have
been _unpleasant_ to the Lady Cecilia--by no means; I cannot, with
truth, say any such thing!"
"Oh, my Lord!" exclaimed Titmouse, taking off his hat, bowing, and
placing his hand upon his breast, where his little heart was palpitating
with unusual force and distinctness.
"_Faint heart_, says the proverb, Mr. Titmouse, ah, ha!" quoth the earl,
with gentle gayety.
"Yes, my Lord, it's enough to make one faint indeed! Now, if your
Lordship--(I'm not used to this sort of thing, my Lord)--would just make
a sort of beginning for me, my Lord, with the Lady Cicely, to set us
going, my Lord--the least shove would do, my Lord--because, my Lord,
_courtship's_ a very--a--a"----
"Well, Mr. Titmouse," said the earl, with a gracious smile, "since your
modesty is so overpowering--I'll try--to become your ambassador to the
Lady Cecilia. If, Mr. Titmouse," his Lordship presently added in a
serious tone, "you are fortunate enough to succeed in engaging the
affections of the Lady Cecilia, you will discover that you have secured
indeed an invaluable prize."
"To be sure, my Lord! And consider, too, her Ladyship's uncommon high
rank--it's so particular condescending.--By the way, my Lord, will
she--if she and I can hit it off, so as to marry one another--be called
_Mrs. Titmouse_, or shall I be called _Lord Titmouse_? I wonder how that
will be, my Lord? 'Tis only, your Lordship understands, on Lady Cicely's
account I ask, because it's, in course, all one to _me_ when once we're
married."
The earl was gazing at him as he went on, with an expression of mingled
surprise and concern: presently, however, he added with calm
seriousness, "Sir, it is not an unreasonable question, though I should
have imagined that you could hardly--be--but--in short, the Lady Cecilia
will retain her rank, and become the Lady Cecilia Titmouse--that is,
during my life; but on my demise, she succeeds to the barony of
Drelincourt, and then will be called, of course, Lady Drelincourt."
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