"Good God, you'll be hissed off the hustings!--Read from the paper, do you hear!" he added, almost gnashing his teeth. Matters having come to this fearful issue, "Gentlemen," commenced Mr. Titmouse, faintly---- "Hear him! Hear, hear!--Hush!--Sh! sh!" cried the impatient and expectant crowd. Now, I happen to have a short-hand writer's notes of every word uttered by Mr. Titmouse, together with an account of the reception it met with: and I shall here give the reader, first, Mr. Titmouse's _real_, and secondly, Mr. Titmouse's _supposed_ speech, as it appeared two days afterwards in the columns of the _Yorkshire Stingo_. "Look on _this_ picture----and on THIS!" Mr. Titmouse's ACTUAL Speech. "GENTLEMEN,--Most uncommon, unaccustomed as I am, (_cheers_)--happy--memorable,--proudest--high honor--unworthy, (_cheering_)--day of my life--important crisis, (_cheers_)--day gone by, and arrived--too late, (_cheering_)--civil and religions liberty all over the world, (_immense cheering, led off by Mr. Mudflint._) Yes, gentlemen,--I would observe--it is unnecessary to say--passing of that truly glorious Bill--charter--no mistake--Britons never shall be slaves, (_enthusiastic cheers._)--Gentlemen, would be ruin to go back, while to stand still was impossible, (_cheers;_) and, therefore, there was nothing for it but to go forward, (_great cheering_). He looked upon the passing of the Bill for giving Everybody Everything, as establishing an entirely new order of things, (_cheers._) in which the people had been roused to a sense of their being the only legitimate source of power, (_cheering._) They had, like Samson, though weakened by the cruelty and torture of his tyrants, bowed down and broken into pieces the gloomy fabric of aristocracy. The words 'Civil and Religious Liberty' were now no longer a by-word and a reproach, (_cheers;_) but, as had been finely observed by the gentleman who had so eloquently proposed him to their notice, the glorious truth had gone forth to the ends of the earth, that no man was under any responsibility for his opinions or his belief, any more than for the shape of his nose, (_universal cheering._) A spirit of tolerance, amelioration, and renovation, was now abroad, actively engaged in repairing our defective and dilapidated constitution, the relic of a barbarous age--with some traces of modern duty, but more of Church Establishment to a--difference between me and my honorable opponent, (_loud cheers and groans,_) I live among you, (_cheers_)--spend my money in the borough, (_cheers_)--no business to come here, ('_No, no!_')--right about, close borough, (_hisses!_)--patient attention, which I will not further trespass upon, (_'hear! hear!' and loud cheering,_)--full explanation--rush early to the--base, bloody, and brutal (_cheers_)--poll triumphant--extinguish forever,