Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"That’s a word I never liked," said Tex. "It’s too cussed brutal. Some
people derive a great deal of satisfaction in calling a spade a spade,
and that is quite proper so far as spades are concerned; but why go
further? A man can’t allus help a thing like tuberculosis--especially
if he’s makin’ a livin’ for two. Yo’re not very high up here, but I
reckon th’ air’s right. It’s th’ winter that’s goin’ to count ag’in’
you. You got to watch that. You might do better across th’ west
boundary. Any doctor in town?"
"There’s a man who calls himself a doctor. His favorite prescription is
whiskey."
"Yeah? For his patients?"
"For his patients and himself, too."
"Huh," grunted the puncher. He cleared his throat. "I once read about
yore trouble--in a dictionary," he explained, grinning. "It said milk
an’ aigs, among other things; open air, both capitalized, day an’ night;
plenty of sleep, no worryin’, an’ no excitement. Have many heavy boxes
to rustle?"
"No," answered the agent, looking curiously at his companion. "I had
plenty of milk and eggs, but the milk is getting scarce and the eggs are
falling off. I--" he stopped abruptly, shrugging his shoulders. "D--n
it, man! It isn’t so much for myself!"
"No," said Tex, slowly arising. "A man usually feels that way about it.
I’m goin’ up to th’ hotel. May drop around to see you tomorrow if I’m
in town."
"I’ll be mighty glad to see you; but there’s no use for you to make
enemies," replied the agent, leading the way outside. He stopped and
took hold of a trunk, to roll it into the building.
"Han’s off," said Tex, smiling and pushing him aside. "You forgot what
th’ dictionary said. Of course this wouldn’t kill you, but I’m stiff
from ridin’ in yore palatial trains, mile after weary mile." Rolling
the trunk through the door and against the wall, he picked up his
belongings, gravely saluted and went on his way whistling cheerily.
The agent looked after him wistfully, shook his head and retired into
his coop.
Tex rambled down the street and entered Williams’ hotel, held a brief
conversation with the clerk, took up his key, and followed instructions.
The second door on the right-hand side, upstairs, let him into a small
room which contained a chair, bed, and washstand. There was a rag rug
before the bed, and this touch of high life and affluence received from
him a grave and dignified bow. "Charmed, I’m sure," he said, and went
over to the window to view the roofs of the shacks below it. He sniffed
and decided that somewhere near there was a stable. Putting his
belongings in a corner, he took out his shaving kit and went to work
with it, after which he walked downstairs, bought a drink and treated
its dispenser to a cigar, which he knew later would be replaced and the
money taken instead.
"Hot," said Tex as though he had made a discovery. "An’ close," he added
in an effort not to overlook anything.
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