Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"Th’ saints be praised!" ejaculated Murphy, staring incredulously at the
battle-scarred recruit. "Mebby there’ll be a coincidence about twelve
layin’ all at once, but there won’t be no thirteenth on th’ job. Mebby
yer thinkin’ th’ Sultan will nest down alongside them to set them a good
example? Six boxes will be a-plenty, Tommy, my lad."
Tommy tilted his sombrero to scratch his head. "Well, if you reckon
there won’t be no stampedin’, mebby six will be enough, ’though I’d hate
to think of ’em milling frantic for their turn on th’ nests. An’ while
we’re speakin’ of calamities, I’m sayin’ good chickens will fly over th’
fence you fellers aim to build. Six feet ain’t high enough, nohow."
"We clip their wings, Tommy," enlightened Tex.
"We clip one wing close up," corrected Murphy. "That lifts ’em on one
side an’ flops ’em around in a circle. I can easy see you ain’t no _hen
puncher_."
"Th’ principle is sound in theory an’ proved by practice," said Tex.
"Just like when you saw off th’ laigs on one side of a steer. That
allus keeps ’em from jumpin’ fences."
"Too cussed bad you stopped that miner," growled Watkins. "I’d ’a’ been
a whole lot better off dead."
"We’re sorry, too," retorted Murphy. "Now, then; we got a four-sided
fence to build, three posts to a side. That’s a dozen holes to dig."
"Tell you what," suggested Tommy, winking at Tex. "You can handle a
spade all around us, one Irish section-boss bein’ worth two punchers.
Besides we only got one spade for th’ three of us. You dig th’ north
an’ south sides while me an’ Tex start on nests an’ put up th’ roosts.
Then we’ll dig th’ east an’ west sides while yo’re settin’ yore posts
an’ tampin’ ’em."
"An I’ll have mine set while you fellers git ready to start on yer
roosts," boasted Murphy, grabbing the spade and starting to work. Jane
Saunders, who had come up unobserved, suddenly stuffed her handkerchief
in her mouth and fled back to the house.
There ensued great hammering and frantic dirt throwing. Tex and his
companion were hampered by mirth and were only building the last nest
when Murphy stuck his head in the door.
"Ye wouldn’t last in no gang av mine!" he jeered. "I got me holes dug
an’ th’ posts set. Set ’em single-handed an’ they’re true as a plumb
line."
"All right, Murphy," said Tommy without looking up. "Run along an’ do
th’ other two while we’re finishin’ up. It’s gettin’ late."
"Tryin’ to lay it onto me, eh?" demanded Murphy. "You an’ yer two post
holes! Ye must think--" he stopped short, thought a moment, and then
slyly glanced out at the unfinished sides of the enclosure. "Hivin save
us!" he muttered and slipped out without another word.
Tommy wiped his eyes and leaned against the wall for support. "Four
sides," he babbled. "Three to a side: that’s a dozen holes to dig! He
will make smart remarks about my thirteen nests, will he?"
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