That House I Bought: A little leaf from lifeWarner, Henry Edward
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That House I Bought: A little leaf from life
Warner, Henry Edward
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I went into the house and--well, yes, I might as well admit it--sat at
the window where I could command a clear view of the parlor opposite.
This affair was getting to be personal with me. And then I think a
fellow ought to show an interest in anything that is close to his wife's
sympathies. So while she watched on the porch, I watched from the
window.
He didn't come that night, and he didn't come the next night. But while
I was watching--not obtrusively, you know, but just sympathetically--a
messenger boy ran up the steps. The door opened halfway and he
delivered a message and waited a moment, and then left, dashing up
street on his wheel. I was pondering, when our telephone bell rang. I
answered. A sweet young voice called:
"Exchange, give me Mount Vernon 1,000, please--the Hotel Belvedere."
I broke in.
"Hello! Hello! You're on a busy wire! Exchange----"
"Oh, please, sir, please get off the line and let me have it! This is
very important!"
I mumbled something and hung up the receiver. Then I went back to my
window and gazed across the street again. The hall light was turned
on--the first time I had noticed it alone. The pale blind was down, but
the light--why, a Silhouette at the telephone!
I ran to the kitchen, where my wife was messing with pots and pans.
"I've got it, I've got it!" I screamed, waltzing her around.
"You act like it," she said, laughing and disengaging herself. "What
have you got?"
"She's calling him up at the Belvedere! Telegram--telephone in
hall--light--Silhouette--go look!"
She ran all the way to the window, and then I had to sit down and tell
her just how I knew it must be the Man Silhouette. All the
circumstances were too plain. There was no doubt of it. Her intuition
backed up my judgment. We sat on the porch until after ten, and then a
closed taxi was driven rapidly to the little walk. A man, bundled in a
big coat, handed the chauffeur something and dismissed him, and hurried
up to the porch. The door swung open without summons and he entered.
Ten minutes later my wife said:
"I wonder if the belt has slipped off down at the power house?"
I grunted.
"My dear," I said, "if you had quarreled and if you were making up on a
moonlight night, would you bother about wasting kilowatts of
electricity?"
She wrinkled her forehead.
"But the moonlight is on the outside of the house."
"That's just where you're mistaken," I ventured. "It _was_ all outside,
but they're getting all they need of it through the cracks on the sides
of the curtain."
She sighed.
"And moreover," I added, "I'm going to bed."
And I did; and there were no Silhouettes. At midnight or worse my wife
said:
"I don't know much else about that man, but I know one thing."
"What's that?" I asked.
"He's stingy," was her reply; and I'll admit, myself, that he might have
turned up the lights just a little while.
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