About three months later the pup was as big as an ordinary full-grown
dog, and his coat looked like a compromise between a calfskin and one of
these hairbrush door mats you use to wipe your feet on in muddy weather.
He did not look like the same pup. He was long limbed and awkward and
useless, and homely as a shopworn fifty-cent yellow plush manicure set.
Murchison began to feel that he didn't really need a dog, but Brownlee
was as enthusiastic as ever. He would go over to Murchison's fairly
oozing dog knowledge.
“I'll tell you what that dog is,” he would say. “That dog is a cross
between a Great Dane and an English Deerhound. You've got a very
valuable dog there, Murchison, a very valuable dog. He comes of fine
stock on both sides, and it is a cross you don't often see. I never saw
it, and I've seen all kinds of crossed dogs.”
Then Massett would drop in and walk around the dog admiringly for a few
minutes and absorb his beauties.
“Murchison,” he would say, “do you know what that dog is? That dog is
a pure cross between a Siberian wolfhound and a Newfoundland. You treat
that dog right and you'll have a fortune in him. Why, a pure Siberian
wolfhound is worth a thousand dollars, and a good--a really good
Newfoundland, mind you--is worth two thousand, and you've got both in
one dog. That's three thousand dollars' worth of dog!”
In the next six months Fluff grew. He broadened out and lengthened and
heightened, and every day or two Brownlee or Massett would discover a
new strain of dog in him. They pointed out to Murchison all the marks
by which he could tell the different kinds of dog that were combined
in Fluff, and every time they discovered a new one they held a sort of
jubilee, and bragged and swelled their chests. They seemed to spend all
their time thinking up odd and strange kinds of dog that Fluff had in
him. Brownlee discovered the traces of Cuban bloodhound, Kamtchatka
hound, beagle, Brague de Bengale, and Thibet mastiff, but Massett first
traced the stag-hound, Turkoman watchdog, Dachshund, and Harrier in him.
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Murchison, not being a doggish man, never claimed to have noticed any of
these family resemblances, and never said what he thought the dog really
was until a month or two later, when he gave it as his opinion that the
dog was a cross between a wolf, a Shetland pony, and hyena. It was about
that time that Fluff had to be chained. He had begun to eat other dogs,
and children and chickens. The first night Murchison chained him to his
kennel Fluff walked half a mile, taking the kennel along, and then only
stopped because the kennel got tangled with a lamp-post. The man who
brought him home claimed that Fluff was nearly asphyxiated when he found
him; said he gnawed half through the lamp-post, and that gas got in his
lungs, but this was not true. Murchison learned afterwards that it was
only a gasoline lamp-post, and a wooden one.
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