'In Polynesia,' replied Mab, 'no well-meant offering is rejected by the
gods.'
'The Polynesian gods,' answered the Owl, 'are too indiscriminate.'
On the next morning any one whose eyes were purged with euphrasy and
rue might have observed an owl and a fairy queen fluttering in the
smoky air above Burlington House. Here a mixed multitude of men and
women, young and old, were thronging about the gates, some laughing,
some lamenting. A few entered with proud and happy steps, bearing
quantities of varnish to the goddess; others sneaked away with pictures
under their arms, or hastily concealed the gifts rejected at the shrine
of Beauty in the hospitable shelter of four-wheeled cabs.
'Let us enter,' said the Owl, 'and behold how wisely the Forty Priests
of Beauty (or the Forty Thieves, as their enemies call them) and the
Thirty Acolytes have arranged the gifts of the faithful.
Lightly the unseen pair fluttered past the servants of Beauty, nobly
attired in gold and scarlet. They found themselves in a series of
stately halls, so covered with pictures in all the hues of the aniline
rainbow, that Queen Mab winked, and suffered from an immortal headache.
'How curious it is,' said Queen Mab, 'that of all the many thousand
offerings only a very few, namely, those hung at a certain height from
the floor, are really visible to any one who is neither a fairy nor a
bird.'
'The pieces which you observe,' remarked the Owl, 'are almost in every
case the work of the Forty Priests of Beauty, of the Thirty Acolytes,
and of their cousins, their sisters, and their aunts. Those other
attempts, almost invisible, as you say, to anyone but a bird or a
fairy, have been produced by other worshippers not yet admitted to the
Holy Band.'
'Then,' asked the Queen, 'are the Forty Priests by far the most expert
in devising objects truly beautiful, and really worthy of the Goddess
of Beauty?'
'On that subject,' said the Owl, 'your Majesty will be able to form an
opinion after you have examined the sacrifices at the shrine.'
Swiftly as Art Critics the winged spectators flew, invisible, round the
galleries, and finally paused, breathless, on the gigantic group of St.
George and the Dragon, then in the Sculpture Room.
'Well, what do you think?' asked the Owl.
'The Forty Priests,' replied Queen Mab, 'are, with few exceptions, men
who seem to have been blinded, perhaps by the Beatific Vision of
Beauty. If the Beatific Vision of Beauty has not blinded them, why are
they and their friends so hopelessly absurd? Why do they have all the
best of the shrine to themselves, while the young worshippers are
consigned to holes and corners, or turned out altogether? Who makes the
Forty the Forty? Does the goddess choose her own Ministers?'
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