'Not a bit of it. You and your democracies are only a fleeting phase,
an infinitesimal fraction of the aeons to be represented, perhaps, in
some geological record of the future, by a mere insignificant
conglomerate of dust and bones, and ballot-boxes, and letters in the
_Spectator_ and other articles characteristic of this especial period.
What a dream of Science that, interstellary communication established,
some being of knowledge and capacities as infinitely excelling our own
as our faculties excel those of the lowly monad, wandering on this
terrestrial globe, and culling from the imperfect archives of these
bygone years a corkscrew, an opera-glass, or, perchance, a pot of long
since petrified marmalade, preserved intact by some protecting
incrustation of stalagmite from the ravages of time, may dart a
penetrating gleam of intelligence through the dark abysses of
innumerable ages, and exclaim: "This clay, upon which I gaze, was of
the human period. This coin, this meerschaum, this china shepherdess,
this prayer-book with gilt edges, this _Sporting Times_, were the
inseparable companions of a fossil species of Englishmen who once
colonised this globe, and minute traces of whom have been found in its
most widely separated regions. Alas that the action of marine and
subaerial denuding agents has deprived us of an opportunity for closer
examination of the habits and idiosyncrasies of this interesting
fossil. Into such small compass are compressed the pride and wealth of
nations and of centuries. O genus humanum! O tempora! O mores!" Thus
will he muse. No democrat! no stump orator will be that Being of the
Future, nor anything of human mould. One's imagination may well revel
in the thought that Evolution, mighty to conceive and to perform, has
not yet completed her work. What are vertebrates? Even these are
transient. But four classes of vertebrates—only four!' shouted the
Professor in his enthusiasm, wholly forgetting the Democrat, and the
Bishop, who was gazing at him with a look of blank horror on his
venerable countenance. 'Why, it is preposterous, it is inconceivable
that we should stop at four!—fishes, reptiles, birds, and mammals!
Where is the fifth! Cannot Natural Selection, Struggle for Existence,
Variability and Survival of the Fittest, between them, furnish a fifth
class of vertebrates? I demand it in the name of Science and of
Evolution. We have been human long enough. There we are, ever since the
Age of Stone, pinned down to one particular tribe of mammals. Ah, when
shall we begin to move on again? Is not this a hope beyond the
niggardly aspirations of a purblind democrat?'
'What will the future reality be? I care not; but progress demands a
new and conquering organism. For my part, I see no reason why we should
not immediately leave the vertebrates. That would be something like a
New Departure.'
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