It may not be amiss, here, to say a few words as regards his subsequent
history, as related by the Owl. After that somewhat untoward incident,
he was not warmly received into the ranks of the Salvation Army. A
coldness sprang up which, though not inexplicable, had the unfortunate
effect of causing our Nihilist to renounce connection with that body.
The influences which they had brought to bear upon him, however, did
not so easily pass away, and it was in the continued glow of pious
enthusiasm that he joined a Dissenting Society, in which respectability
and fervour were happily combined, and which, accusing the Salvation
Army of the fervour without the respectability, regarded the Nihilist
as an interesting martyr of unjust suspicion. For two months he
remained in this society, and rose to the post of deacon, or what
corresponded to deacon in their system; but at the end of that time his
native bias proved too strong for him. With singular injudiciousness he
brought to the Sunday evening service a hymn-book carefully
constructed, including the hymns of the society, and also a small but
superlatively powerful block of explosive material, arranged to go off
at the moment in which the collection was being taken up. So confident
was he of the excellent workmanship of this article that he did not
scruple even to write his name in it, and to leave it in the pew,
assured that, once exploded, no trace of its ownership would remain. He
then left before the collection—a thing which he had been repeatedly
known to do before, and which struck the congregation with no alarm.
But, from the pew behind, an eye was upon him. It was the eye of the
Professor. What was the Professor doing there? The answer was simple
enough. He was writing a book on 'Competition, and the Survival of the
Fittest, as displayed in Modern Sectarianism,' and he had come to this
dissenting place of worship in quest of information. Always ardent in
the pursuit of knowledge, he entered the Nihilist's pew the moment that
individual left it, and began to scan the leaves of the hymn-book. To
his infinite amazement, on turning over page 227, he came upon a
cunning piece of machinery, not a musical-box, like those one comes to
unexpectedly in the midst of photograph albums, but a _chef d'œuvre_ of
Donovan's own, smouldering away at a great rate. The time was just up;
the collection-boxes were being handed round; instant destruction
seemed inevitable, when, to the amazement of the congregation, the
Professor, starting up, rushed to the altar, and, with _the cool
forethought and intrepidity_ so eminently characteristic of that gifted
man, dropped the hymn-book into the large font, then full of water. The
ignited wick ceased to smoulder; the peril was averted.
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