The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new storiesTwain, Mark
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The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new stories
Twain, Mark
American essays -- 19th century; American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American
But the worst feature of all this complex business is, that in Berlin
the numbers do not travel in any one direction; no, they travel along
until they get to 50 or 60, perhaps, then suddenly you find yourself up
in the hundreds—140, maybe; the next will be 139—then you perceive by
that sign that the numbers are now travelling towards you from the
opposite direction. They will keep that sort of insanity up as long as
you travel that street; every now and then the numbers will turn and run
the other way. As a rule there is an arrow under the number, to show by
the direction of its flight which way the numbers are proceeding. There
are a good many suicides in Berlin—I have seen six reported in a single
day. There is always a deal of learned and laborious arguing and
ciphering going on as to the cause of this state of things. If they will
set to work and number their houses in a rational way, perhaps they will
find out what was the matter.
More than a month ago Berlin began to prepare to celebrate Professor
Virchow’s seventieth birthday. When the birthday arrived, the middle of
October, it seemed to me that all the world of science arrived with it;
deputation after deputation came, bringing the homage and reverence of
far cities and centres of learning, and during the whole of a long day
the hero of it sat and received such witness of his greatness as has
seldom been vouchsafed to any man in any walk of life in any time
ancient or modern. These demonstrations were continued in one form or
another day after day, and were presently merged in similar
demonstrations to his twin in science and achievement, Professor
Helmholtz, whose seventieth birthday is separated from Virchow’s by only
about three weeks; so nearly as this did these two extraordinary men
come to being born together. Two such births have seldom signalised a
single year in human history.
But perhaps the final and closing demonstration was peculiarly grateful
to them. This was a Commers given in their honour the other night, by a
thousand students. It was held in a huge hall, very long and very lofty,
which had five galleries, far above everybody’s head, which were crowded
with ladies—four or five hundred, I judged.
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