The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new storiesTwain, Mark
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The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new stories
Twain, Mark
American essays -- 19th century; American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American
It was beautifully decorated with clustered flags and various ornamental
devices, and was brilliantly lighted. On the spacious floor of this
place were ranged, in files, innumerable tables, seating twenty-four
persons each, extending from one end of the great hall clear to the
other, and with narrow aisles between the files. In the centre, on one
side, was a high and tastefully decorated platform twenty or thirty feet
long, with a long table on it behind which sat the half dozen chiefs of
the givers of the Commers in the rich mediæval costumes of as many
different college corps. Behind these youths a band of musicians was
concealed. On the floor, directly in front of this platform, were half a
dozen tables which were distinguished from the outlying continent of
tables by being covered instead of left naked. Of these the central
table was reserved for the two heroes of the occasion and twenty
particularly eminent professors of the Berlin University, and the other
covered tables were for the occupancy of a hundred less distinguished
professors.
I was glad to be honoured with a place at the table of the two heroes of
the occasion, although I was not really learned enough to deserve it.
Indeed there was a pleasant strangeness in being in such company; to be
thus associated with twenty-three men who forget more every day than I
ever knew. Yet there was nothing embarrassing about it, because loaded
men and empty ones look about alike, and I knew that to that multitude
there I was a professor. It required but little art to catch the ways
and attitude of those men and imitate them, and I had no difficulty in
looking as much like a professor as anybody there.
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