The $30,000 Bequest, and Other Stories — John Shaqi
The $30,000 Bequest, and Other StoriesTwain, Mark
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The $30,000 Bequest, and Other Stories
Twain, Mark
Humorous stories, American; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Aleck responded with decision and composure--
“Out of the _capital_? Nothing of the kind. Not if it was a million!”
Sally was deeply disappointed; the glow went out of his face.
“Oh, Aleck!” he said, reproachfully. “We've always worked so hard and
been so scrimped: and now that we are rich, it does seem--”
He did not finish, for he saw her eye soften; his supplication had
touched her. She said, with gentle persuasiveness:
“We must not spend the capital, dear, it would not be wise. Out of the
income from it--”
“That will answer, that will answer, Aleck! How dear and good you are!
There will be a noble income and if we can spend that--”
“Not _all _of it, dear, not all of it, but you can spend a part of it.
That is, a reasonable part. But the whole of the capital--every penny
of it--must be put right to work, and kept at it. You see the
reasonableness of that, don't you?”
“Why, ye-s. Yes, of course. But we'll have to wait so long. Six months
before the first interest falls due.”
“Yes--maybe longer.”
“Longer, Aleck? Why? Don't they pay half-yearly?”
“_That _kind of an investment--yes; but I sha'n't invest in that way.”
“What way, then?”
“For big returns.”
“Big. That's good. Go on, Aleck. What is it?”
“Coal. The new mines. Cannel. I mean to put in ten thousand. Ground
floor. When we organize, we'll get three shares for one.”
“By George, but it sounds good, Aleck! Then the shares will be
worth--how much? And when?”
“About a year. They'll pay ten per cent. half yearly, and be worth
thirty thousand. I know all about it; the advertisement is in the
Cincinnati paper here.”
“Land, thirty thousand for ten--in a year! Let's jam in the
whole capital and pull out ninety! I'll write and subscribe right
now--tomorrow it maybe too late.”
He was flying to the writing-desk, but Aleck stopped him and put him
back in his chair. She said:
“Don't lose your head so. _We_ mustn't subscribe till we've got the
money; don't you know that?”
Sally's excitement went down a degree or two, but he was not wholly
appeased.
“Why, Aleck, we'll _have _it, you know--and so soon, too. He's probably
out of his troubles before this; it's a hundred to nothing he's
selecting his brimstone-shovel this very minute. Now, I think--”
Aleck shuddered, and said:
“How _can _you, Sally! Don't talk in that way, it is perfectly
scandalous.”
“Oh, well, make it a halo, if you like, _I_ don't care for his outfit, I
was only just talking. Can't you let a person talk?”
“But why should you _want _to talk in that dreadful way? How would you
like to have people talk so about _you_, and you not cold yet?”
“Not likely to be, for _one _while, I reckon, if my last act was giving
away money for the sake of doing somebody a harm with it. But never mind
about Tilbury, Aleck, let's talk about something worldly. It does seem
to me that that mine is the place for the whole thirty. What's the
objection?”
“All the eggs in one basket--that's the objection.”
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