The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Having reached the decision, the next thing was to decide on the site
and the setting for the great adventure. We unanimously set our faces
against New Jersey, mainly because, to get from New Jersey over to New
York and back again, you must take either the ferry or the tube; and if
there was one thing on earth that we cared less for than the ferry it
was the tube. To us it seemed that most of the desirable parts of Long
Island were already preëmpted by persons of great wealth, living, so we
gathered, in a state of discriminating aloofness and, as a general rule,
avoiding social association with families in the humbler walks of life.
Round New York the rich cannot be too careful--and seldom are. Most of
them are suffering from nervous culture anyhow.
Land in the lower counties of Connecticut, along the Sound, was too
expensive for us to consider moving up there. But there remained what
seemed to us then and what seems to us yet the most wonderful spot for
country homes of persons in moderate circumstances anywhere within the
New York zone, or anywhere else, for that matter--the hill country of
the northern part of Westchester County, far enough back from the Hudson
River to avoid the justly famous Hudson River glare in the summer, and
close enough to it to enable a dweller to enjoy the Hudson River breezes
and the incomparable Hudson River scenery.
Besides, a lot of our friends lived there. There was quite a colony
of them scattered over a belt of territory that intervened between the
magnificent estates of the multi-millionaires to the southward and
the real farming country beyond the Croton Lakes, up the valley. By a
process of elimination we had now settled upon the neighborhood where
we meant to live. The task of finding a suitable location in this
particular area would be an easy one, we thought.
I do not know how the news of this intention spread. We told only a
few persons of our purpose. But spread it did, and with miraculous
swiftness. Overnight almost, we began to hear from real-estate agents
having other people's property to sell and from real-estate owners
having their own property to sell. They reached us by mail, by
telephone, by messenger, and in person. It was a perfect revelation
to learn that so many perfectly situated, perfectly appointed country
places, for one reason or another, were to be had for such remarkable
figures. Indeed, when we heard the actual amounts the figures were more
than remarkable--they were absolutely startling. I am convinced that
nothing is so easy to buy as a country place and nothing is so hard to
sell. This observation is based upon our own experiences on the buying
side and on the experiences of some of my acquaintances who want to
sell--and who are taking it out in wanting.
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