The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
But the inner knowledge of these things was to come to us later. For the
time being, pending the letting of contracts, we were content to enjoy
the two most pleasurable sensations mortals may know--possession and
anticipation: the sense of the reality of present ownership and, coupled
with this, dreams of future creation and future achievement. We were on
the verge of making come true the treasured vision of months--we were
about to become abandoned farmers.
No being who is blessed with imagination can have any finer joy than
this, I think--the joy of proprietorship of a strip of the green
footstool. The soil you kick up when you walk over your acres
is different soil from that which you kick up on your neighbor's
land--different because it is yours. Another man's tree, another man's
rock heap, is a simple tree or a mere rock heap, as the case may be; and
nothing more. But your tree and your rock heap assume a peculiar value,
a special interest, a unique and individual picturesqueness.
And oh, the thrill that permeates your being when you see the first
furrow of brown earth turned up in your field, or the first shovel-load
of sod lifted from the spot where your home is to stand! And oh, the
first walk through the budding woods in the springtime! And the first
spray of trailing arbutus! And the first spray of trailing poison ivy!
And the first mortgage! And the first time you tread on one of those
large slick brown worms, designed, inside and out, like a chocolate
éclair!
After all, it's the only life! But on the way to it there are pitfalls
and obstacles and setbacks, and steadily mounting monthly pay rolls.
As shall presently develop.
CHAPTER IV. HAPPY DAYS FOR MAJOR GLOOM
Soon after we moved to the country we became eligible to join the
Westchester County Despair Association, on account of an artesian
well--or, to be exact, on account of three artesian wells, complicated
with several springs.
I spoke some pages back of the Westchester County Despair Association,
which was founded by George Creel and which has a large membership in
our immediate section. As I stated then, any city-bred man who turns
amateur farmer and moves into our neighborhood, and who in developing
his country place has a streak of hard labor, is eligible to join this
organization. And sooner or later--but as a general thing sooner--all
the urbanites who settle up our way do join. Some day we shall be strong
enough to club in and elect our own county officers on a ticket pledged
to run a macadam highway past the estate of each member.
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