The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
We joined the Despair Association finally by reason of our water
problem. However, that was to come into our lives later. Through the
springtime we had more water than we could possibly hope to use, and we
focused our attentions and our energies upon hacking a homestead out of
the briar patch we had bought.
A painful acre at a time, we cleared lands that once had been cleared.
As I may have stated already, forty-odd years of disuse had turned lawn
space, garden space and meadow into one conglomerate jungle of towering
weeds and tangled thorny underbrush, stretching from the broken fences
along the highroad straight back to the dooryard of the moldering
tumbledown dwelling. With a gang of men under a competent foreman, and
a double team of hired horses, we assaulted that tangle, bringing to the
undertaking much of the same ardor and some of the same fortitude which
I imagine must have inspired Stanley on the day when he began chopping
his way through the trackless wilds of the dark forest to find Doctor
Livingstone.
It gave one the feeling of being a pioneer and a pathfinder--no, not a
pathfinder; a pathmaker--to stand by, superintending in a large, broad,
general, perfectly ignorant fashion the job of opening up those thickets
of ours to the sunlight that had not visited them for ever so long. Off
of one segment of our property, a slope directly behind the main house,
we took over four hundred wagonloads of stumps, roots, trunks, boughs
and brush--the fruitage of nearly two months of steady labor on the part
of men and horses.
The brambles were shorn down and piled in heaps to be burned. The
locusts, thousands of them, varying in size from half-grown trees to
switchy saplings, were by main force snatched out of the ground bodily.
A number of long-dead chestnuts and hickories, great unsightly snags
that reared above the uptom harried earth like monuments to past
neglect, were felled and sawed into cordwood lengths and carted away.
What emerged after these things had been done more than repaid us for
all our pains. When the rumpled soil had been smoothed back and plowed
and harrowed, and sown to grass, and when the grass had sprouted as
promptly as it did, there stood forth a dimpling green expanse where
before had been a damp, moldy and almost impenetrable tangle, hiding
treasure-troves of old tin cans, heaps of rusted and broken farming
implements and here and there the bleached-out bones of a dead cow or a
deceased horse.
To our abounding astonishment, we found ourselves the owners of a
considerable number of old but healthy apple trees and a whole grove of
cherry trees that we hadn't known were there at all, so thoroughly had
they been buried in the locusts and the sumacs. It was just like finding
them. Indeed, it was finding them.
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