The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm — John Shaqi
The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
What had been a gardener's cottage stood at the roadside a hundred yards
away from the site of the main house. On first examination it seemed fit
only for the scrap heap; but one of those wise elderly persons who
are to be found in nearly every rural community--a genius who was
part carpenter, part mason, part painter, part glazier and part
plasterer--was called into consultation, and he decided that, given
time and material for mending, he might be able to do something with
the shell. Modestly he called himself an odd-jobs man; really he was a
doctor to decrepit and ailing structures.
From neglect and dry rot the patient was almost gone; but he nursed
it back to a new lease on life, trepanning its top with new rafters,
splinting its broken sides with new clapboards. He cured the cellar
walls of rickets, the roof of baldness, and the inside woodwork of
tetter; and he so wrought with hammer and saw and nails, with lime and
cement, with paintbrush and putty knife, that presently what had been a
most disreputable blot on the landscape became not only a livable little
house but an exceedingly picturesque one, what with its wide overhanging
gables, its cocky little front veranda, and its new complexion of
roughcast stucco.
While this transformation was accomplished in the lower field, we were
doing things to the barn up on the hillside. It had good square lines,
the barn had; and, though its outer casing was in a woeful state of
nonrepair, its frame, having been built sixty or seventy years ago of
splendid big timbers, stood straight and unskewed. Thanks to the ability
of our architect to dream an artistic dream and then to create it, this
structure, without impairment of its general lines and with no change at
all in its general dimensions, presently became a combination garage and
bungalow.
The garage part was down below, occupying the space formerly given over
to horse stalls and cow sheds. Here, also, a furnace room, a laundry
and a servant's room were built in. Above were the housekeeping
quarters--three bedrooms; two baths; a big living hall, with a
wide-mouthed fireplace in it; a kitchen, and a pantry. This floor had
been the haymow; but I'll warrant that if any of the long-vanished hay
which once rested there could have returned it wouldn't have known the
old place.
The roof of the transmogrified mow was sufficiently high to permit the
construction of a roomy attic, with accommodations for one sleeper at
one end of it, and ample storage space besides.
At the back of the building, where the teams had driven in, a little
square courtyard of weathered brick was laid; a roof of rough Vermont
slate was laid on in an irregular splotchy pattern of buff and yellow
and black squares; and finally, upon the front, at the level of the
second floor, the builder hung on a little Italian balcony, from which
on clear days, looking south down the Hudson, we have a forty-mile
stretch of landscape and waterscape before us.
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