The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
After that my friend gave me up as one hopelessly sunken in ignorance,
and by a mutual yet unspoken consent we turned the subject to the
actors' strike, which was then in full blast. But at intervals ever
since I have been thinking of what he told me. To my way of thinking
there is something wrong with the economic system of a country which
saddles an income tax on an unmarried man with an income of more than
two thousand dollars a year and if he be married sinks the ax into all
he makes above three thousand, leaving him the interest deduction on the
extra one thousand, amounting, I believe, to about twelve dollars and a
half, for the support of his wife, on the theory that under the present
scale of living any reasonably prudent man can suitably maintain a wife
on twelve-fifty a year--I repeat, there is something radically wrong
with a government which does this to the wage-earner and yet passes
right on by a cow that carries fifteen thousand in life insurance and
a bull worth fifty thousand in his own right. It amounts to class
privilege, I maintain. It's almost enough to make a man vote the
Republican ticket, and I may yet do it, too, sometime when there aren't
any Democrats running, just to show how I feel about it.
Yet others of our acquaintances in the amateur-farming group have taken
up fruit growing or pigeons or even Belgian hares. Belgian hares have
been highly recommended to us as being very prolific. You start in
with one pair of domestic-minded Belgian hares and presently countless
thousands of little Belgian heirs and heiresses are gladdening the
landscape. From what I can hear the average Belgian hare has almost as
many aunts and uncles and cousins as a microbe has. They pay well, too.
You can sell a Belgian hare to almost anybody who has never tried to eat
one. But as we have only about sixty acres and part of that in woodland,
we have felt that there was scarcely room enough for us to go in
for Belgian hares without sacrificing space which we may require for
ourselves.
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