The Abounding AmericanCrosland, T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson)
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The Abounding American
Crosland, T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson)
National characteristics, American
I am no great hand at either history or biography, so that the reader of
these pages will be spared the usual entertaining biographical details. I
am not even aware if Mr. Roosevelt arrived at the White House by way of
the traditional Log Cabin, or whether he took a pleasanter, less stony
and less circuitous route. It is sufficient for me to have reasonable
hearsay evidence that he is there, and that he has filled up frantically
every hour of his time since he got there.
For the ruler of a great state Mr. Roosevelt is, to say the least, an
appealing and exciting figure. He may be said fairly to out-rival
anything of the kind that has hitherto been offered us this side of the
Atlantic—with one diverting and rhetorical Teutonic exception.
In Mr. Roosevelt you have the following popular and captivating elements:
He is:—
A Dutchman.
An American.
A Diplomat.
A Soldier.
A Lawn-Tennis Champion.
A Cow-boy.
A Big Game Shooter.
A Strong Man.
An Anti-Malthusian.
A Hand-Shaker-of-All-Comers.
A Stump Orator.
A Spelling Reformer.
An Apostle of the Strenuous Life.
A Husband.
A Father.
A Family Man.
A Deacon.
A Humourist.
A Pugilist.
A Harriman-hunter.
A Hardy Horseman.
A Dog Fancier.
An Author.
A Judge of White Mice.
A San Juan Hero.
A Nobel Prize Winner.
A Statesman of the First Order.
A Hustler;
and
President of the United States of America.
Probably it has never been possible to compile such an inventory in
favour of any other example of the human species, and when one looks down
its massive proportions one is at no loss to understand why the American
people consider themselves to be the very finest people on earth and
entirely denuded of flies.
In a comparatively short if variegated career President Roosevelt has
accomplished so much that is extraordinary that one never knows where
he is likely to break out afresh. Before his term of office is out he
may conceivably become many other things besides those I have listed.
It would not surprise me if he turned Vegetarian or King. Nothing
is too high for him, nothing too humble, nothing too exceptional or
unconventional, nothing too imperial. And withal there is a rugged and
stern and solid dignity about him. He wields the big stick throughout
his vast dominions, and spanks down evildoers as a housewife spanks down
wasps. At home he stands no nonsense; abroad he wants peace, perfect
peace, but equally stands no foolery. People of all nations admire him
and wave banners over his head and cheer him to the echo. He is a sort
of quick-firer, strong in the arm and lively in the head, and built by
heaven to rule over the people of the United States.
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