The Admirable CrichtonBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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The Admirable Crichton
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Manners and customs -- Drama; Shipwrecks -- Drama
LADY MARY (gaily). I sighted a herd near Penguin’s Creek, but had
to creep round Silver Lake to get to windward of them. However, they
spotted me and then the fun began. There was nothing for it but to try
and run them down, so I singled out a fat buck and away we went down
the shore of the lake, up the valley of rolling stones; he doubled into
Brawling River and took to the water, but I swam after him; the river is
only half a mile broad there, but it runs strong. He went spinning down
the rapids, down I went in pursuit; he clambered ashore, I clambered
ashore; away we tore helter-skelter up the hill and down again. I lost
him in the marshes, got on his track again near Bread Fruit Wood, and
brought him down with an arrow in Firefly Grove.
TWEENY (staring at her). Aren’t you tired?
LADY MARY. Tired! It was gorgeous. (She runs up a ladder and deposits
her weapons on the joists. She is whistling again.)
TWEENY (snapping). I can’t abide a woman whistling.
LADY MARY (indifferently). I like it.
TWEENY (stamping her foot). Drop it, Polly, I tell you.
LADY MARY (stung). I won’t. I’m as good as you are. (They are facing
each other defiantly.)
ERNEST (shocked). Is this necessary? Think how it would pain him. (LADY
MARY’s eyes take a new expression. We see them soft for the first time.)
LADY MARY (contritely). Tweeny, I beg your pardon. If my whistling
annoys you, I shall try to cure myself of it. (Instead of calming
TWEENY, this floods her face in tears.) Why, how can that hurt you,
Tweeny dear?
TWEENY. Because I can’t make you lose your temper.
LADY MARY (divinely). Indeed, I often do. Would that I were nicer to
everybody.
TWEENY. There you are again. (Wistfully.) What makes you want to be so
nice, Polly?
LADY MARY (with fervour). Only thankfulness, Tweeny. (She exults.) It is
such fun to be alive. (So also seem to think CATHERINE and AGATHA, who
bounce in with fishing-rods and creel. They, too, are in manly attire.)
CATHERINE. We’ve got some ripping fish for the Gov.’s dinner. Are we in
time? We ran all the way.
TWEENY (tartly). You’ll please to cook them yourself, Kitty, and look
sharp about it. (She retires to her hearth, where AGATHA follows her.)
AGATHA (yearning). Has the Gov. decided who is to wait upon him to-day?
CATHERINE (who is cleaning her fish). It’s my turn.
AGATHA (hotly). I don’t see that.
TWEENY (with bitterness). It’s to be neither of you, Aggy; he wants
Polly again.
(LADY MARY is unable to resist a joyous whistle.)
AGATHA (jealously). Polly, you toad. (But they cannot make LADY MARY
angry.)
TWEENY (storming). How dare you look so happy?
LADY MARY (willing to embrace her). I wish, Tweeny, there was anything I
could do to make you happy also.
TWEENY. Me! Oh, I’m happy. (She remembers ERNEST, whom it is easy to
forget on an island.) I’ve just had a proposal, I tell you.
(LADY MARY is shaken at last, and her sisters with her.)
AGATHA. A proposal?
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