The Adventures of François: Foundling, Thief, Juggler, and Fencing-Master during the French RevolutionMitchell, S. Weir (Silas Weir)
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The Adventures of François: Foundling, Thief, Juggler, and Fencing-Master during the French Revolution
Mitchell, S. Weir (Silas Weir)
France -- History -- Revolution, 1789-1799 -- Fiction
Certain historical epochs create types of face. This was a period which
manufactured many singular visages. None was more strange than that
which Mme. Quatre Pattes carried on a body quite as remarkable.
François speaks of her over and over in his memoirs, and dwells upon the
peculiarities of her appearance. I recall well what he said to me, one
evening, of this creature:
"You see, monsieur, I went to one den of thieves and another until I
chanced upon the Crab. It is not to be described; for here in a little
room was a witch, crumpled and deformed, sharply bent forward as to the
back from the waist, and—ah, _diablement_ thin! She was cleanly and
even neat, and her room was a marvel, because over there in the Cité men
were born and lived and died, and never saw a clean thing. And she was
of a strangeness—consider, monsieur; imagine you a bald head, and a lean
face below, very red, and the skin drawn so tight over the bones as to
shine. Her eyes were little and of a dull gray; but they held you. Her
lips were lean, and she kept them moving in a queer way as if chewing.
I did laugh when first I saw her, but not often afterward."
When he confided to this clean and horrible creature what he wanted, she
made him welcome. She rattled the two sticks which her bent form made
needful for support. She would house him cheaply; but he must be
industrious—and to sell a lace handkerchief for ten francs—_tonnerre_!
He needed caution. She would be a _bonne maman_ to him—she, Quatre
Pattes, "four paws"; the Crab, they called her, too, for short, and
because of her red leanness and spite; but what was her real name he did
not learn for many a day. At first her appearance excited in his mind
no emotion except amazement and mirth. A terrible old crab it was when
she showed her toothless gums and howled obscenities, while her sticks
were used with strange agility. The quarter feared her. M. François
had a fortune in his face, she said; and did he know the _savate_, the
art to kick? There was a master next door. And again, what a face!
With that face he might lie all day, and who would disbelieve him?
Better to fetch her what he stole. She would see that no one cheated
him but herself, and that would be ever so little. One must live. When
she laughed, which was not often, François felt that a curse were more
gay. There were devil-women in those days, as the mad world of Paris
soon came to know; and the Crab, with her purple nose and crooked red
claws, was of the worst.
*VI*
_Of how François regained a lost friend, and of his adventure with the
poet Horace and another gentleman._
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