The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane, Volume 1 (of 3)Le Sage, Alain René
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The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane, Volume 1 (of 3)
Le Sage, Alain René
Adventure and adventurers -- Fiction; Blas, Gil (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
wanted to sell my mule, he knew an honest jockey who would take it
off my hands. I begged he would do me the favor to fetch him, which
was no sooner said than done.
On his return he introduced the purchaser, with a high encomium on
his integrity. We all three went into the yard, and the mule was
brought out to show paces before the jockey, who set himself to
examine the beast from head to foot. His report was bad enough. To
be sure, it would not have been easy to make a good one; but if it
had been the pope's mule, and this fellow was to cheapen the bargain,
it would have been just the same: nay, to speak with all due
reverence, if he had been asked to give an opinion of the pope's
great toe, from that disparaging habit of his, he would have
pronounced it no better than the toe of any ordinary man. He laid it
down therefore, as a principle, that the mule had all the defects a
mule could have; appealing to the landlord for a confirmation of his
judgment, who, doubtless, had reasons of his own for not
controverting his friend's assertion. Well! says the jockey, with an
air of indifference, what price have you the conscience to ask for
this devil of an animal? After such a panegyric, and master
Corcuelo's certificate, whom I was fool enough to take for a
fair-dealing man and a good judge of horseflesh, they might have had
the mule for nothing. I therefore told the dealer that I threw
myself on his mercy: he must fix his own sum, and I should expect no
more. On this, he began to affect the gentleman, and answered that I
had found out the weak side when I left it to his honor. He was
right enough in that! His honor was his weak side! for instead of
bidding up to my uncle's estimate of ten or twelve pistoles, the
rascal had the impudence to offer three ducats, which I accepted with
as light a heart as if I had got the best of the bargain.
Having disencumbered myself of my mule in so tradesmanlike a manner,
I went with my landlord to a carrier who was to set out early the
next morning for Astorga, and engaged to call me up in time. When we
had settled the hire of the mule, as well as the expenses on the
road, I turned back towards the inn with Corcuelo, who, as we went
along, got into the private history of this muleteer. When I had
been pestered with all the tittle-tattle of the town about this
fellow, the changes were just beginning to ring on some new subject;
but, by good luck, a pretty-looking sort of a man very civilly
interrupted my loquacious friend. I left them together, and
sauntered on, without the slightest suspicion of being at all
concerned in their discourse.
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