"He’s over young yet, your honour, but a month gone seventeen. He said to me only yesterday: ’Gaffer,’ says he, ’what’ll ’ee do ’ithout me when I go up to Oxford?’ He be gwine come October, a’ believe. ’Twas at Oxford college they made his feyther a pa’son, so belike the lad’ll put on the petticoats too, though sure he’s fit for summat better. But he’ll make a good pa’son if he takes arter his feyther. Bless ’ee, Pa’son Rochester be the only man in the parish as a’n’t afeard o’ Squire. I be afeard o’ Squire, I be, though ’ee med not think it. Ah! he’s a hard man, is Squire. A’ fell out with pa’son first ’cause he wouldn’t be his chaplain—goo up t’ hall an’ say grace and eat the mutton and turmuts, an’ come away wi’out pudden. Wi’out pudden!—I wouldn’t goo wi’out pudden for no man; that’s why I first took a fancy for pa’son. Then Squire, he wanted to fence in a big slice of this common land, as ha’ belonged to the folks of Winton Simmary time wi’out mind; and pa’son stood up to ’n, and told ’n flat to his face ’twas agen the law, an’ he had the law on ’m, he did; an’ the wise judges up in Lun’on town said as how Squire were wrong. But Lor’ bless ’ee, Squire be as obstinate as a pig; he don’t care nowt for judges; he ups and ’peals to King Willum hisself. Then King Willum dies, poor feller, an’ Queen Anne sits proud on the gold throne, an’ there ’tis; ’twill take a time for her poor woman’s mind to understand the rights o’ the matter; her don’t know pa’son so well as we." "Or she might make him a bishop, eh? Perhaps I can put in a word for him," said my lord jestingly. The old man stared. "And who med ’ee be, your honour, if I mebbe so bold to axe?" he said slowly. "I? Oh—well, I have care of the Queen’s purse." "There now, and I’ve been talken to ’ee just as if ’ee were a knight or squire, when I med ha’ known ’ee by your cut for one of the mighty o’ the earth. But ’ee’ll forgive a old man—ay, gone eighty year. I was born three year afore Scotch Jamie died; no sart of a king was Jamie, a wamblen loon, so I’ve yeard tell. And Charles One, he was well-favoured before the Lord, true, but not a man of his word. Nay, Noll Crum’ell was the right sart o’ king; I mind un well. I was a trooper in his regiment, and we was as fine a set o’ men as ever trod neat’s leather, true, we was. I rode wi’ un to Marston Moor in ’44, nigh zixty year back. Ay, a right king was old Noll. And I fought in Flanders when Noll was friends with the French king; but I left that line o’ life when Charles Two come back with his French madams; and now we be a-fighten the French, so ’tis said; ’twas what us Englishmen was born for, to be sure; ay, that ’tis."