The movement was particularly well-timed, for the small <VG147.JPG>
body of Gownsmen were beginning to get roughly handled; but the
succour afforded by the Pet and his party soon changed the aspect of
affairs; and, after a brief skirmish, there was a temporary cessation
of hostilities. As reinforcements poured in on either side, the mob
which represented the Town, wavered, and spread themselves across on
each side of the High; while a huge, lumbering bargeman, who appeared
to be the generalissimo of their forces, delivered himself of a brief
but energetic speech, in which he delivered his opinion of Gownsmen
in general, and his immediate foes in particular, in a way which
would have to be expressed in proper print chiefly by blanks, and
which would have assuredly entailed upon him a succession of
five-shilling fines, had he been in a court of justice, and before a
magistrate.
"Here's a pretty blank, I don't think!" he observed in conclusion, as
he pointed to Mr. Verdant Green, who was nervously settling his
spectacles, and wishing himself safe back in his own rooms; "I
would'nt give a blank for such a blank blank. I'm blank if he don't
look as though he'd swaller'd a blank codfish, and had bust out into
blank barnacles!" As the Bargee was apparently regarded by his party
as a gentleman of infinite humour, his highly-flavoured blank remarks
were received by them with shouts of laughter; while our hero
obtained far more of the ~digito monstrari~ share of public notice
than he wished for.
For some brief space, the warfare between the rival parties of Town
and Gown continued to be one merely of words - a mutual discharge of
~epea pteroenta~ (~vulgariter~ "chaff"), in which a small amount of
sarcasm was mingled with a large
[148 ADVENTURES OF MR. VERDANT GREEN]
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