As usual, the Town had taken the initiative; and, in a dense body,
had made their customary sweep of the High Street, driving all before
them. After this gallant exploit had been accomplished to the entire
satisfaction of the oppidans, the Town had separated into two or
three portions, which had betaken themselves to the most probable
fighting points, and had gone where glory waited them, thirsting for
the blood, or, at any rate, for the bloody noses of the gowned
aristocrats. Woe betide the luckless gownsman, who, on such an
occasion, ventures abroad without an escort, or trusts to his own
unassisted powers to defend himself! He is forthwith pounced upon by
some score of valiant Townsmen, who are on the watch for these
favourable opportunities for a display of their personal prowess, and
he may consider himself very fortunate if he is able to get back to
his College with nothing worse than black eyes and bruises. It is so
seldom that the members of the Oxford snobocracy have the privilege
afforded them of using their fists on the faces and persons of the
members of the Oxford aristocracy, that when they ~do~ get the
chance, they are unwilling to let it slip through their fingers.
Dark tales have, indeed, been told, of solitary and unoffending
undergraduates having, on such occasions, not only received a severe
handling from those same fingers, but also having been afterwards,
through their agency, bound by their own leading strings to the rails
of the Radcliffe, and there left ignominiously to struggle, and shout
for assistance. And darker tales still have been told of luckless
Gownsmen having been borne "leg and wing" fashion to the very banks
of the Isis, and there ducked, amidst the jeers and taunts of their
persecutors. But such tales as these are of too dreadful a nature
for the conversation of Gownsmen, and are very properly believed to
be myths scandalously propagated by the Town.
The crescent moon shone down on Mr. Bouncer's party, and gave ample
light
To light ~them~ on ~their~ prey.
A noise and shouting, - which quickly made our hero's Bob-Acreish
resolutions ooze out at his fingers' ends, - was heard coming from the
direction of Oriel Street; and a small knot of Gownsmen, who had been
cut off from a larger body, appeared, manfully retreating with their
faces to the foe, fighting as they fell back, but driven by superior
numbers up the narrow street, by St. Mary's Hall, and past the side
of Spiers's shop into the High Street.
"Gown to the rescue!" shouted Mr. Blades as he dashed across the
street; "come on, Pet! here we are in the thick of it, just in the
nick of time!" and, closely followed by Charles Larkyns, Mr.
Fosbrooke, Mr. Smalls, Mr. Bouncer, Mr. Flexible
[AN OXFORD FRESHMAN 147]
Shanks, Mr. Cheke, Mr. Foote, and our hero, and the rest of the
party, they soon plunged ~in medias res~.
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