So Mr. Verdant Green and his friend walked into Holywell Street, and
passed under the archway up to Symonds' stables. But the nervous
trepidation which our hero had felt in the same place on a previous
occasion returned with full force when his horse was led out in an
exuberantly playful and "fresh" condition. The beast he had
bestridden during his long vacation rides, with his sister and his
(and sister's) friend, was a cob-like steed, whose placidity of
temper was fully equalled by its gravity of demeanour; and who would
as soon have thought of flying over a five-bar gate as he would of
kicking up his respectable heels both behind and before in the
low-lived manner recorded of the Ethiopian "Old Joe." But, if
"Charley Symonds'" hacks had been of this pacific and easygoing kind,
it is highly probable that Mr. C. S. and his stud would not have
acquired that popularity which they had deservedly achieved. For it
seems to be a ~sine-qua-non~ with an Oxford hack, that to general
showiness of exterior, it must add the power of enduring any amount
of hard riding and rough treatment in the course of the day which its
~pro-tem.~ proprietor may think fit to inflict upon it; it being an
axiom which has obtained, as well in Universities as in other places,
that it is of no advantage to hire a hack unless you get out of him
as much as you can for your money; you won't want to use him
to-morrow, so you don't care about over-riding him to-day.
[AN OXFORD FRESHMAN 165]
But, all this time, Mr. Verdant Green is drawing on his gloves, in
the nervous manner that tongue-tied gentlemen go through the same
performance during the conversational spasms of the first-set of
Quadrilles; the groom is leading out the exuberantly playful
quadruped on whose back Mr. Verdant Green is to disport himself;
Charles Larkyns is mounted; the November sun is shining brightly on
the perspective of the <VG165.JPG> yard and stables, and the tower of
New College; the dark archway gives one a peep of Holywell Street;
while the cold blue sky is flecked with gleaming pigeons.
At last, Mr. Verdant Green has scrambled into his saddle, and is
riding cautiously down the yard, while his heart beats in an alarming
alarum-like way. As they ride under the archway, there, in the
little room underneath it, is Mr. Four-in-hand Fosbrooke, selecting
his particular tandem-whip from a group of some two score of similar
whips kept there in readiness for their respective owners.
"Charley, you're a beast!" says Mr. Fosbrooke, politely addressing
himself to Mr. Larkyns; "I wanted Bouncer to come with me in the cart
to Abingdon, and I find that the little man is engaged to you." Upon
which, Mr. Fosbrooke playfully raising his tandem-whip, Mr. Verdant
Green's horse
[166 ADVENTURES OF MR. VERDANT GREEN]
plunges, and brings his rider's head into concussion with the lamp
which hangs within the gateway; whereupon, the hat falls off, and our
hero is within an ace of following his hat's example.
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