By a powerful exertion, however, he recovers his proper <VG166.JPG>
position in the saddle, and proceeds in an agitated and jolted
condition, by Charles Larkyns's side, down Holywell Street, past the
Music Room,* and round by the Long Wall, and over Magdalen Bridge.
Here they are soon joined by Mr. Bouncer, mounted, according to the
custom of small men, on one of Tollitt's tallest horses, of
ever-so-many hands high. As by this time our hero has got more
accustomed to his steed, his courage gradually returns, and he rides
on with his companions very pleasantly, enjoying the magnificent
distant view of his University. When they have passed Cowley, some
very tempting fences are met with; and Mr. Bouncer and Mr. Larkyns,
being unable to resist their fascinations, put their horses at them,
and leap in and out of the road in an insane Vandycking kind of way;
while an excited agriculturist, whose smock-frock heaves with
indignation, pours down denunciations on their heads.
"Blow that bucolical party!" says Mr. Bouncer; "he's no right to
interfere with the enjoyments of the animals. If they break the
fences, it ain't their faults; it's the fault of the farmers for not
making the fences strong enough to bear them. Come along, Giglamps!
put your beast at that hedge! he'll take you over as easy as if you
were sitting in an arm-chair."
But Mr. Verdant Green has doubts about the performance of this piece
of equestrian upholstery; and, thinking that the arm-chair would soon
become a reclining one, he is firm in his refusal to put the leaping
powers of his steed to the test. But having, afterwards, obtained
some "jumping powder" at a certain small road-side hostelry to which
Mr. Bouncer has piloted the party, our hero, on his way back to
Oxford, screws up his courage sufficiently to gallop his steed
desperately at a ditch which yawns, a foot wide, before him. But to
his immense astonishment - not to say, disgust - the obtuse-minded
quadruped gives a leap which would have taken him clear over a canal;
and our hero, not being prepared for this very needless
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* Now used for the Museum of the Oxford Architectural Society.
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display of agility, flies off the saddle at a tangent, and finds that
his "vaulting ambition" had o'erleap'd itself, and fallen on the
other side - of the ditch.
"It ain't your fault, Giglamps!" says Mr. Bouncer, when he has
galloped after Verdant's steed, and has led it up to him, and when he
has ascertained that his friend is not in <VG167.JPG> the least hurt;
but has only broken - his glasses; "it ain't your fault, Giglamps,
old feller! it's the clumsiness of the hack. He tossed you up, and
couldn't catch you again!"
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